WalkingCivilWar

HJ = Hungry Jack’s (on this occasion anyways)

I’d bring a plate… an empty one. 😁 And I’ll have you know, I CAN cook. It’s just that I don’t like cooking, nor am I any good at it. I’ve burnt the arze outta more pots than I care to remember. And there was that one time I set the kitchen on fire (true story). Anyways, that’s what Maccas and KFC and HJs are for.

“Six teams have won the week after a coach has departed partway through a season in the last ten years.” Six teams. But out of how many?

… and not just because I have a broken foot, amirite?!?! I finally got there, Tim 🥳

Well Tim, you’d be so surprised you’re bordering on shock, right? OF COURSE CLUES ARE REQUIRED! That said, I have also PMd my attempt. 🙂

Never mind on holiday, this proofreader’s on drugs. 😁

I’d rather not see any of our players crumbling, in any position, Deeves. 😁 crumbing would be good though.

Your brother wasn’t dreaming. Our storage facility is chock-full of old stuff, so much so that a couple of DA-ers have mini storage facilities aka their own houses. 😁 Things are repaired and/or rejuvenated and very little is ever tossed out.

”I can’t believe we lost to this mob!” I can’t believe ppl are still saying “I can't believe we lost to this mob!” *sigh* Once again…

That was Jake’s 214th game in total, his 100th as a Demon. We don’t acknowledge a player’s Melbourne-only games tally. We acknowledge their total AFL games, which we did for his 200th last year. Besides, we’d never forget a milestone. 🙂

🤣🤣🤣 Goody would need a second runner just for me. “WCW, Goody said it’s been four minutes now, you need to let go of Harmesy!”

Round 17 banner, front & back… CHRISTIAN SALEM 150 GAMES TO THE MASTER OF PRECISION A WIN TONIGHT WE’RE BACK ON TRACK AIM FOR THE TOP AND NEVER LOOK BACK

It’s all good, Bingers. There was no malice whatsoever in NC’s post. The only problem I have is that he says I think I’ll be taking over Reece’s job when the fact is I know I’ll be taking over Reece’s job. 😆 To be fair, can’t argue the deranged part. 😝

In stark contrast to the usual bottom of the barrel commentary there’s the perfect commentary team right now, Freo vs Blues. Papalia, Dal Santo, Pav and Will Schofield. 👏

Not sure it’s needed… have you seen how much he has in his hair as it is?! 😂 When he was briefly interviewed by ch. 7 last week he actually had no product in his hair whatsoever. As soon as it aired Pauline messaged me, “did you see Bayley’s hair? What the hell’s up with that?!” I said “I like it all fluffy and not so stiff.” She said, “I don’t, I barely recognised him!” And that’s his own mum. 🤣

Uhm. Thanks… I think. 🤔 😂

Well you may just see exactly that! I now feel I’m closer to my dream job than ever. Reece has already asked me if I can run 10km in 120 minutes to which I answered yes (I lied) and he knows I don’t want to be paid, so there’s a saving for the Club. But whereas it’s always been me who broaches the subject, last night while I was chatting with *Richo in the race Reece walked past and said (in front of Richo!), “I know, you still want my job, right?” So, either I’m short-listed, or he just said that to shut me up (hot tip: it won’t work). *Pregame Richo asked me “what’s on the banner tonight?” I said “‘Christian Salem… Master of Precision’ It’s his 150th game.” Richo paused for a moment then said, “Oh yeah, it is too!” 😁 All good though, we remember these things so as they don’t have to. ♥️💙

The stuff you don’t see on TV because the cameras aren’t pointed that way can be just as important as the stuff you do see.

Family members of some players do, though. They must have a strong constitution. Like, Incredible Hulk level of strong.

Well I had an extra reason to celebrate tonight… Reece Conca said I can have his job! 🥳😝🙃😁

Hot tip: Don’t bother. Ppl who are clearly champing at the bit to jump on here, win or lose, to spread their stifling negativity won’t ever change. There’s a saying, “Misery loves company” which is why they’re quick to post on this thread amongst likeminded sadsacks. YEAH THE DEES! ♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙

I’m glad you got those tickets, especially through us. St Kilda is usually generous with the number of tickets they allow us but not so today for whatever reason. 🤷‍♀️

Right??? He looks like a tennis player from the 80s. Also, after each over he bowls he puts his cap on without removing the knotted headband and the cap doesn’t sit properly and it’s only a little thing but it drives me to distraction.

No way!!!! Stuart Broad is painfully uncool. He has terrible posture. He walks on the balls of his feet like a toddler, he pulls the most exaggerated facial expressions and he wears that stupid white kerchief around his head which looks even stupider when he tries to put his cap on over it.