Roost it far

The only way Oliver changes clubs is if he tears up the contract and starts again. He'd be lucky to get $750K right now. I think we're stuck with him which isn't a bad thing. He's a damn fine player and if he can just get that bit fitter this off season who knows.

Gerard hasn't recovered from leaving Melbourne and then playing for the swans in the Semi Final in 87 against us only to get totally pantsed. He likes the sound of his own voice, I'm yet to meet a good bloke who suffers from this affliction. In short, he's a [censored]

I tried wiping my bum with a computer screen, just wasn't the same.

For me it's a must win game. Pressure over 200, run and carry, kick straight for goal, get it done Dee's.

There's nothing stopping us saying you can go if you can negotiate a new contract with club of choice, get us a first rounder and leave us paying nothing.

Complaining about the quality of footy shows......there's a word for such things but i can't think it atm.

He doesn't like him because he shows up Jefferson's lack of intensity.

There's little point discussing Melb v WC, Ess v North and such games. We get our fair share of analysis when we play in good contests. Welcome to being ordinary, it sucks doesn't it? If we beat Hawthorn they'll talk about us.

Happy to be disappointed, it appears we really need to move on. I’d also say The Brand is heading to Captain, that’ll increase his followers

Must win game, Petty out, JVR in

A certain opposition leader lost his seat tonight…..best news since 21

You’re tired

I think we win but it’ll be a fight

Anyone who thinks we don’t miss ANB doesn’t understand the modern game.

McClure is a grub

Saw May in the city Did he take a swing at you? Now that’s funny

Sheesh Luke, that’s uninspiring

What’s BKK stand for?

I’m your father Luke, you know it’s true

Sorry but asking your predecessor for advice isn't unprofessional. Personally I'm not enamoured by any leaders I see out there at the moment. Bunch of overpaid corporate wankers, most have so many bestowed benefits a trained monkey could fulfill the role. I mean the AFL is basically unbreakable. The hard work has been done. I could run it.

Records are there to be broken. It's a huge effort and should be roundly applauded. he's a good player and his record will be broken eventually.

I continually see the Duursma name rated highly but everytime I watch them in the AFL I'm totally underwhelmed. Jamie Duursma has them all covered.

I'll bet my house on JVR regaining his spot and having a strong season. It wasn't the easiest team to play in in the first 5 weeks. How many of our forwards were performing well? He's talented and with an open forward line I'd expect him to continue his growth towards a really solid goal kicking forward for us. i can't understand why you'd jump off him after 5 games that we lost all but one convincingly.

Less than zero by my calculations

Would Pendlebury have got 3 weeks for the tackle Curtis was suspended for?