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Extraordinary. It was a bloody miracle we won in 2021. Maybe we should train at Joondalup Arena in Perth every finals series

Absolutely nothing to worry about Praha. Hill, Battle, Ross will all be missing. And they looked pretty sh*t in Perth

Please not the dreaded syndesmosis

How many out of bounds on the full last year?

What about goals from free kicks? We must be down near the bottom of that

What do you think happened to Clarry in the past 6 hours, Kev? *Sorry, ignore

This reminds me of a recent thread on Demonland:

Don't worry, Eagles will improve under a new coach. And with some premiership players coming back from injury, they should have less beltings. The fixture is compromised regardless. Always has been in the AFL era, always will

Was always a VFL player at best, unfortunately

And 32% in reserves (WAFL). Something has to give

I guess so. Let's just hope one team, one day, can wipe away both records in one foul swoop

AFL record

And they belatedly appointed a fitness guy (very late in December last year) who had minimal experience and has been in charge of at least 15 soft tissue injuries this year

Their list manager appointments have been atrocious: 2010 - Craig Vozzo 2014 - Adrian Battiston 2016 - Brady Rawlings 2019 - Darren Glass 2021 - Rohan O'Brien In the last 10 years, 5 appointments. We have had 1 in that time

Nine more goals! Nine more goals! Nine more goals!

Could we dream our 190 point loss to Fitzroy in 1979 disappears too?

Yes, surely Simpson, their fitness coach Kilgallon and recruiting/list manager O'Brien all have to be sacked now

They could end up being the worst modern day side since Sydney in the early 90s, when they won 2 games from 38 under Bucks and Barass. Eagles currently on 2 wins from 32 🤣

If that was really said (which I strongly doubt), what a stupid bloody comment from someone who has never played football. Anything can happen from here to September. And based on Petty's absolute shocker last night and Tommo's excellent game against the league leaders (only to be dropped), she might want to think about keeping her thoughts on team selection to herself

Worst game ever for the Club. Tomlinson did not deserve to be dropped

Absolute nonsense. You are talking about two of the absolute greats of the game. They would have made it in any "era"

Better footballers than most of the current crop. And Plugger is probably fitter now than most too

You're kidding right. The game has been played for nearly 2 centuries and there have been countless examples of "legit athletes" down through the years. A lot of footballers in the past could actually compete with the serious athletes of the day (e.g. Bluey Adams). But most of the players now wouldn't even get close to becoming an athletics champion. For example, I would be interested to know how many current players would make this list on which half are from "the 90s": https://runthetan.net/hall-of-fame/fastest-afl-players-and-umpires/

Really? Name the "many ways" please. Mid 80s to mid 90s, the "product" had: Better and tougher players overall (e.g. Ablett, Carey, Williams, Dunstall, Lockett, Sumich, Modra, Harvey, Stynes, etc.) Less interchange thus more endurance Bigger crowds (per capita) Higher scores and more accurate kicking for goal Less compromised fixtures Better umpiring Less rules (and confusion) State of Origin footy If all of the above had the same exposure/money the current "product" enjoys, it would be far, far, "far superior"

Unfortunately yes, thanks to Dillon and his cronies