Tom Dyson

At least against collingwood we will go in as heavy underdogs, this team does love playing when expectations are low.

Out: AJ, Lever, Laurie In: JVR/Jeffo (whichever one will be more competitive), tmac, viney sharp gets the green jacket. If st kilda are cutting us up through the corridor and i believe they kicked 8 goals from deep defensive half transition, i'm not sure how we'll be competitive against collingwood.

We let Milera run on his own for most of the day, no wonder their transition game cut us up. Lord only knows what Daicos will do to us next week.

Turned up to the game as if we were 1st on the ladder. That kozzy miss set an awful tone for the day. 1 goal in a whole half of football, just the most deplorable effort I’ve watched in a very long time. We don’t need the money anymore, let’s just play this game at the G moving forward.

Next week is going to be real ugly

Lever has had an absolute mare, no way he plays next week, if st kilda has made him look slow then Collingwood will make him look geriatric.

We miss 2 easy ones, they take their chances, just not our day

Isn’t it funny how most weeks our opposition are complete sharp shooters and never miss, we are bloody cursed when it comes to goal kicking

one day I’ll see Melbourne kick accurately for goal, 6.11 what a joke

4.8 plays 8.4, why oh why do we bother

Can we stop with Alice already please

Looking like a freo repeat, 90 point loss coming up

Looking like rounds 1-5 Melbourne atm

Rick looking very slow and panicky

That was a throw!!

To think Tracc could have played his 200th for a different club puts into perspective how much of a privilege it is to watch him go about his work for us. The same really can be said for Claz as well and i'm so looking forward to his milestone match this year. One day it will be hard to fathom we got to see Max, Kozzy, Tracc, Claz etc. all in the same team.

I thought Max's performance today was incredible especially given the fact he had to contend with two oppo ruckmans who simply just played the man all day long and didnt contest the ball at all. It may have worked for Grundy last year but Maxy taught him a lesson today.

This is like pulling teeth. Finish off your work for once Melbourne.

No Vines is a right shame, must not have passed the latest concussion test.

Just a creative way of having a swipe at Andrews whilst praising Melkshams amazing game.

Also, Cop that Zorko you [censored]!!!!!!

That’s as loud as I’ve heard them sing the song since the flag, so proud of the boys.

Go have a sook Harris Andrews you absolute hack of a defender, Jake melksham is your father.

[censored] green incompetent corrupt maggots How were both of those not htb

Royal commission into interstate umpiring please