Everything posted by Tom Dyson
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New Rules For AFL 2026 - All SEVEN of ‘em!
I have to say, I love the ruck change. I think having to rely on wrestling in the ruck is a second rate hack move and I think our ruck stocks will only benefit from the change. Means that Grundy will actually have to make a play on the ball when we come up against sydney and I think he won't have any idea how to combat Max now.
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New Rules For AFL 2026 - All SEVEN of ‘em!
5-10 minutes saved per game won't be the difference in helping thousands more fans to tune in. Those that are watching are watching and those that aren't won't just because of these changes. Most of these changes seem unnecessarily arbitrary and will only make the overall product worse given umpiring adjudication will be annoyingly inconsistent.
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Letter from the CEO Post Draft
Never thought id see the day where transparency and clear communication was criticised. Our corporate leadership has been far too timid and uncommunicative for too long. We should all be very pleased with how Guerra has started especially given the trainwreck our front office has been for the last couple of years.
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Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8
I'm getting WA go home ptsd. I know its not JT's drafting philosophy as he has always usually targeted the best available talent but id love to take two victorians and eliminate any go home factor.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
Will never forget Bang Bang Bang. Thanks for everything claz, forever a champion dee.
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Bailey Humphrey
Thanks @Demon Forever for all the info lately. You helped make the last couple of days way more entertaining than they otherwise would have been. Shame we missed out this year but lets load up and have another crack at the hump in 12 months. Go Dees!!
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Bailey Humphrey
That insta comment is either god level trolling or a very exciting clue.
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Bailey Humphrey
Demon forever's insider reminds me of someone.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
A future third and we are still paying a "sizeable" portion of clarry's salary, that is nothing but an insult. If we have to pay half his salary still, we have to be pursuing their first rounder. A future third should only maybe be accepted on the proviso that GWS take the whole contract.
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Welcome to Demonland: Changkuoth Jiath
Didn't see this coming Once you are wearing red and blue, im 100% all in on you, welcome CJ!! Perhaps a return to frosty's chaos ball circa 2018??
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Bailey Humphrey
Well let’s hold petracca and we can do this dance all over again in 12 months and try again to swap tracc for Humphrey.
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Bailey Humphrey
So if the mail given to us is good (and I am not doubting it), Bailey has had at least two separate meetings with the club as well as the medical. As we can all agree those arent the actions of someone who wants to stay at his current club, or at the very least the acts of someone seriously entertaining a move. So it would seem odd for the manager to come out and shut the trade down? If the presumption about Bailey wanting out is true, wouldnt that logically mean he has communicated that to his manager who would then be advocating for his move away from the club. Would be an odd move for a manager to take a contradictory approach to what his client wants? Maybe its wishful thinking but im hoping the manager interview is an attempt to set the foundation for a publicly advertised intention to request a trade.
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Bailey Humphrey
Whatever happens, I’m at the very least looking forward to once again being a productive member of society when this all finishes tomorrow night and not having to refresh this thread every 5 minutes.
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Rumours
Don’t tease us Ethan, from who to where and when!?!?!
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
**Judd-äss
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Bailey Humphrey
Fingers, toes. Whatever can be crossed is crossed.
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Welcome to Demonland: Max Heath
Sorry, the centre ball up 🤮
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Welcome to Demonland: Max Heath
At least Melbourne fans will still be able to yell out "Come on Maxxy!!" at centre bounces for the next 15 years. Something poetic about Max eventually handing over the reins to Max.
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Assistant Coaches in 2026
Rivdog Sr and Rivdog Jr, it was always meant to be.
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Bailey Humphrey
Under no circumstances do we do a deal for 7 and 8. Why would we accept that when tracc unlocks humphrey. Hope the deebrief have bad mail.
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Bailey Humphrey
Feel like ive seen the bandana look before?? 🤔
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Sam Flanders
I know this probably wouldnt happen but part of me is hoping GC say to Flanders, we accept you want to leave but at least nominate melbourne so we can get a deal done for petracca.
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Ben Ainsworth
Are we trying to do to Gold Coast what Freo do to us??
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Bailey Humphrey
Someone who "categorically isnt going anywhere" doesnt go for a walk around the tan with an oppo head coach and line coach.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Clarry's year by averages: Disposals: 25.5 (above afl average) Kicks: 10.8 (above afl average) Handballs: 14.7 (elite according to afl metric) marks: 2.9 (below afl average) tackles: 5.4 (well above afl average) clearance: 5.5 (well above afl average) I know that these stats in a vacuum are not entirely indicative but assertions that clayton isnt giving us any output or doesnt have value are just ridiculous. You can have as many smooth movers transitioning the ball fast on the outside, but you still need one or two guys to go and win a hard ball in and under. Winning the ball at contest is still what gives you the edge in big games and finals. Letting clayton go would take the cake in diabolically bad MFC list decisions. Hoping this is just media beat up.