In Harmes Way

@Drunkn167 any word on Dec making his debut this weekend? Would give me a reason to go... i reckon he’s got to be a strong chance.

Why would you be playing football in a boat in a garage?

Buy a grand final guarantee? Forgot, I’ve already got three which I’m happy to sell cheap

There it is.....

Hopefully Wiseblood bans himself from optimistic assessments today pre game that only depress me more (I generally do agree with you WB)

Club website suggests you be seated by 6:45

Classic deflection Steve

This sounds like every break up speech I ever made: It's not you, it's me.

Lewis Jetta plays for West Coast, but I'd have him in too. Jokes aside, this is exactly what I'd have posted. Stretch, Spargo stay in. We need some outside run against the Saints which was painfully absent last year. Jetta for OMac only change for mine. Hore earned his spot with a cracking game so shouldn't be dropped in a straight swap. Of course they'll bring Lewis in as well, probably for J.Wagner, which will be good to blow some cobwebs out before Anzac Eve.

No, the ball just keeps going over his head.

What you can’t see in this photo is all the short captains jumping up and down trying to grab the cup off Max

If I get a call from Dickie Knee trying to get me to sign up, I’ll know you’re right on

Is that you @Ron Burgundy?

We've signed up the wifey this year as a first year member (after the finals excitement last year, including the GF guarantee helped get her over the line). 69,997 to go!

Time to bring out the ole one handed pickup. The boy's a magician.

Another three years of kicks like this one....absolute gold.

All you can ask for really. Better than 4-6 weeks!

I was having a chat with Nathan Brown last week, he made a couple of points on interrupted pre-seasons. 1. Under the Reverend, where we made finals every second year, this was somewhat due to late surgeries + recoveries as a result of making finals. In the odd years when we didn't make finals, we had much fuller pre-seasons and rebounded. 2. The end to end professionalism around this is a lot better now than back then

Is it Mustaffa's Shawarma emporium?

I find that more offensive than defensive actually Ethan Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I’ll start barracking for Collingwood if the cfmeu put their logo on our guernsey

I like a good game of charades. It would have to beat what the riddler put out last year.

I applaud your protecting a newbie poster Luci, but if I’ve got to wait 1001 years to see another flag per his username, I’ll be [censored] off.

Great post Steve. I believe it's questionable however as to whether it was intoxication that was the cause of Maxy spewing on $cumbag. I think it's just another example of good judgement.