In Harmes Way

I'm in the "I couldn't give a Fxxx anymore" phase.

This antique is symptomatic if our season this year - in need of substantial restoration. Ironically we didn’t win a game in 1919 when this hat was made.

They scored 82 points from turnovers. How do you win games of footy giving them 14 goals?

You could just see that coming all night really. gee we have a crop of spuds. At least there’s some snow at Buller

It’s so bad this year @Hot as Hell that I went and bought some skis to join the cliche.

This is what I’ve been musing on binman- if you change the rules to achieve a goal, and don’t get the desired result (kick ins, 666), do you persist? Or do you go back three spaces to what you had being pretty good already?

Something must have changed this year though - Freo and WC are only +4 differential which is my takeaway from the OP

2020 starts now

Line in the sand game. Gawn can’t win these games by himself, god knows he’s tried. Get it done.

You're not Sun Yang are you Wise? I seem to recall him saying something very close indeed to your post to the pom who wouldn't get up on the podium....

As an Arsenal supporter, I sure as hell hope it wasn't a straight swap Misson for Burgess.

Knowing MFC like we do, it's entirely possible Super that they've done a linkedin search and hired Darren Burgess the chef of Masterchef by mistake.

I'm wondering what level of science goes into analysing somebody like Steven May - mature, big bodied defender joins the club after 6 seasons consistent 17-19 games per season (missed more games through suspension than injury) and skin folds around 60. Minute he arrives at Melbourne - need skin folds at 50 and he's had nothing but leg injuries ever since. If we didn't like the player he was, why did we pick him up? MFC just like my wife - I love you just the way you are. Then we got married and I've suddenly got a bunch of flaws.

If he’s as expensive as some think, can we get him to kick 45 goals a year on the weekend as part of his role?

I ventured out to the Western oval in 1988 to see the dees take on the doggies. Stretch took an absolutely amazing hanger on the outer wing, right where I was on the other side of the fence. Gees he got up high. I just let out a completely uncontrolled "Fxxx me..." One of those things you never forget. Poetry and power.

I wish I could like this twice.

Both your boys played well today Mr Wagner

I’m looking forward to the commentary on how Gilbert MacAdams Aunty or uncle kicked a goal in a local league game from beyond the tree in the outer wing which is about a 85m roost. #dreamtime

We’ll still be getting pushed into the starting gate

And his hair, unless the mullet was a wig

Mate, Deeamond isn’t in the dictionary either

All the rules that are indecipherable like the Gawn blocking frees and umpire interpretation on intentional OOB are killing this game. Death by a thousand cuts (that is cuts and not a swear word describing the AFL).

In this Master Chef analogy, is our coaches box the mystery box?

Where’s Southern Cross station?

We didn’t create the fixture.