John Demonic

Whichever of our key position forwards is standing next to JVR next season. And If we want to win another flag in the next few seasons, we'll probably need JVR to become 2023 Jesse Hogan. He doesn't personally have the pressure on him to be that break out superstar.... Buuuuut we might need him to be that if the forward line does not develop a collective goal kicking synergy all on its own!

If you've pencilled in that nickname for the rest of next season, maybe in the interest of fairness you can pencil in Clarry as the "[censored] Cat" or "The Fresh Start" too? (to be doubly annoying)

Thankfully you corrected your mistakes and pumped out some more demon memberships

Did you get your mum back on tracc?

I'd only add Lever, JVR & Rivers and take offTrac & Fritta tbh

Keith Bluey Truscott Awards plus AFLPA 22under22 Squad (JVR/Caleb/Judd) plus a Jason Taylor draft interview on gettable divided by taking the 3 best midfielders out of your team = season in review cliff notes

We've got the biggest Johnson

Get Stumpfd

I missed what happened yesterday with North, but heard they offered their Future 1st to every club from Pick 8 onwards until Richmond swapped a pick in the 20's, and they grabbed Whitlock.... And north fans are all furious. Why did every club pass on it? Is next years draft really bad? Do clubs think North can bounce? So we were offered it and decided to take Xavier Lindsay over what will probably be a Pick between 1-5 next year? Big call imo. But 1 year development for a player who will probably be as good as anyone from 3-10+ onwards next year anyway, I can see why the club passed, and why every other club passed.

I bet he's bench pressing Charlie Spargo as we speak

I'm sure we'd be willing to accept pick 1 next year if he wants to go 'home' #toosoon

Well I'm only half being serious. Jackson is obviously taller, but we had him in there immediately.alongside Gawn and JVR part time in his 2nd Maybe Langford will be tall, athletic and muscular enough after a pre season or two to offer us that part time ruck/elite follow up role and keep JVR forward. Then you've got 4 elite mids in there while Gawn rests 🤷‍♂️ Could be an interesting point of difference for a few centre bounces or around the ground stoppages

Leadership material? He looks about 30 already, throw him in the leadership group

Play him in the ruck

Harved Langdonford

Yeah those [censored] should have traded up with WCE, instead of letting Carlton get a gun mid

Saints have taken Petracca McCartin OOPS

lol can hear it in the background with this bloody afl.com stream interview with jagga

Please

Harvey and Beauregard would be delightful old chaps

Wife got you in the doghouse?

Sam The Ram Lalor will go to Richmond with Pick 1 confirmed. It is written in the stars Sign up to my Astrological Footy substack today to read the rest of my AstroPhantological Draft and I'll give you 30% off the price of all my posts for the entirety of the 2025 season. What a deal!!

Leo The Lion Langford confirmed. It is written in the stars

Tauru to North Confirmed. It is written in the stars