special robert

I'm worried about VB, ankle surgery over the long break and now he's back hobbling around again.

My mate Jacko reckons 50 shades of gray is just the first 50 days of sodom rewritten to include a billionaire.

I have tried that but I find people are not adverse to standing on me when using the machine.

Thank God he's back! Phew!

No I am not from Perth.....just what are you infurring! I need Biffen...help Biff Help! I think Biff is a QC in his real life...Bif they're ganging up on me help! I find it difficlt to xpress myself here sometimes. I always want to please. However my psychyatrist says I should not be afraid to let my real bastard out when I am contributing to Demonland.

Does Demonland ever have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and share a half a can of Jim Beam or something? I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

The Gat........ I could only dream of living there...as it is I live under the freeway at the end of spencer st hoping BBO will come....one day..... and take me away to Romsey....to the Manor.

Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

I hav a fair bit to sey about al this but I can't be botherd.

Go Biff

Go Biff

Were you at windy hill when he kicked those 4 or 5 goals in the last 1/4? Every one a torp from outside 50 that when sailing through more than post high! Must have been like the 80's. I reckon they went 70 metres .....we did have the windy hill wind blowing our end. Finest example of multiple goal long kicking I ever saw . Hon. mention for Malcom Blights unbelievable torp goal at Prices Park and that one from G Lyon from inside the square at the G.

Why does all this optimism make me worried? Remember...what year.....? we won the first 8 games.......2000?.......then we got the double page spread in the sun with statements like this team is as good as the one from 1964 etc..........lid on please.

Are you going to Casey UB? Would you be able to pick me up? I camp under the freeway at the bottom of Spencer St.

The one we have now is the best we have ever had since getting the boot from the G. It's gotta be either the G or as near to the G as poss. So I would be in favour of taking over more of the AAMI park facility where we are now......if that was a possibility. Things were so bad prior to AAMI that Gosch's seems like heaven......I wouldn't want a big development like Hawthorn world or Essendon world out in the burbs. We are as close to the G now as we are ever going to get and that's where we belong. Collingwood will be relocated to Darwin soon so we can have that bit as well.

Yeah we're gunna be ok.........but did anyone notice that the AFL have given GWS a champion team....no passengers....all guns......no one is gunna beat them for.......let's make some predictions ...will they go 3 in a row?

Best thing I saw was the team waiting in line for the women to come out......Bernie practicing his golf swing with a kids Demon flag......Max standing at the back making the the flag he had in his hand look small.......really laughed it looked great all of them like a bunch of kids hanging out with a bunch of kids.

This is the best team we've had for years.

Some observations from Olympic Park. This must be the fittest melbourne side for years. Hogan and Vandenburg look like they have lost kilos. Vandenburg no sign of any ankle problems whatsoever. At the end of the match players went one on one...leading to mark. They had to start this drill wrestling with each other and the make a break to receive the pass. Vandenburg and Watts were going at (wrestling) like madmen...followed by Hunt and someone I couldn't identify....but they could hardly walk after it. The wrestling went on for ages with the coaches yelling...'go on pull him down 'and 'don't let him make a break for it' This wrestling drill to break away was repeated a number of times ..........all after the match game was over...more than two hours into the training session...!...and it was as hot as hell. Wow! No surprise to see Harmes and others battling cramp. Salems kicking was as usual sensational....another who I noticed was deadly accurate...J Lewis.....yes we have two now. Frost looks like a huge unit with pace pace pace....he was a standout. Brayshaw looks deadly...Petracca looks even more like a tank.....Viney looks like he has added another size or two to his chest. Like I mean he is noticeably wider. Gawn outstanding but now it is not unusual, rather expected. Jones is still the captain on field telling them all when their effort was lacking. Melksham was busy but for me is in that small payer category and we have a number of them. The overall impression I got was a severe workout on a hot day that went for more than two hours.....full on .....and they look ready to burst out of he blocks!

I find it much easier to push over small children to get to the players at luna park than at goschs as some of the 12 yr olds at training are quite big.

two balls

went to casey years ago...the match where silvia got wacked....took 2 hours to get there and two hours to get out of the car park.

and kicks him

Awesome thread. Keep up the good work.

Whilst I have never seen Salvatore the Yarra seal, Johnathen L. Seagull will be easily recognisable at Gosch's. Look for the bird out on its own that doesn't seem to fit in with other Seagulls.