special robert

I think Biffen is really Jack Kerouac, being channelled by a Mong shaman.....Have I got this right.?...you are coming back from Mandalay for the real business, which is about to begin at Jihad stadium in a couple of weeks?

And try and tell that to the young people of today.....would they believe you.....No!

My mate Jacko reckons 50 shades of gray is just the first 50 days of sodom rewritten to include a billionaire.

I have tried that but I find people are not adverse to standing on me when using the machine.

Thank God he's back! Phew!

No I am not from Perth.....just what are you infurring! I need Biffen...help Biff Help! I think Biff is a QC in his real life...Bif they're ganging up on me help! I find it difficlt to xpress myself here sometimes. I always want to please. However my psychyatrist says I should not be afraid to let my real bastard out when I am contributing to Demonland.

Does Demonland ever have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and share a half a can of Jim Beam or something? I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

The Gat........ I could only dream of living there...as it is I live under the freeway at the end of spencer st hoping BBO will come....one day..... and take me away to Romsey....to the Manor.

Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

I hav a fair bit to sey about al this but I can't be botherd.

Go Biff

Go Biff

Are you going to Casey UB? Would you be able to pick me up? I camp under the freeway at the bottom of Spencer St.

Awesome thread. Keep up the good work.

I'm back from Tassie. In my opinion Uncle Bitter would make an excellent teacher. On that subject I noticed in Launceston there was a Steiner school. My question is .........How is it we fought two world wars to have a German education system?

Thanks Uncle Bitter. I'll write a detailed report on the Spirit of Tasmania when I get back. I know you will be dying to hear about what I get at the duty free shops.

I am into nature Moony big time. In fact I think the only hope for saving nature is a new party I am going to form a new party....'The Green Fascist party.' I haven't discussed my idea with Pauline Hanson yet but I think she will love me. The Greens are just too wishy washy now and need a new strong leader. I have some great sketch ideas for uniforms....Green with high boots (synthetic, look alike leather.) Yes Biff TV...it's awful here. The best tv in the world is in Italy. They have stacks of great shows...like game shows and stuff, with funny presenters and lots of girls. If only we could get Silvio Berlisconi to take over the ABC here I would be rapt. Govenor Arthur... late 1830 to ordered a massive six-week military offensive known as the Black Line, in which 2200 civilians and soldiers formed a series of moving cordons stretching hundreds of kilometres across the island in order to drive Aboriginal people from the colony's settled districts to the Tasman Peninsula in the southeast, where it was intended they would remain permanently confined.[5][6][7] (Wikipedia)

Thanks for the heads up on the monkey business. I'm also going to Launceston to try and get away from the Food channel. I've been watching it a lot ....all night.....I'm addicted...... and it makes me want to eat all the time. I'm turning into a lard person. I think we should start a thread here ......Ban the Food Channel. I will certainly be bringing up the Food Channel on every thread from now on. I can't for the life of me understand the weirdos on this site who want to stick to the thread topic. I mean I've been a paid up Melbourne member continuously since 1963 and find the club and stuff interesting ................but ....... this Food Channel issue.........people here need to review their priorities. Besides there are some fat players or possibly becoming fat players, who obviously need our help. Like Chunk and Pedo.

You sort of can. It means you have to stay in the car boot all day below decks.

What's this rubbish about Tasmania having monkeys? Come on next I suppose there will be lions and elephants as well.

I'm going to Launceston, One of my Aunties friends told me it is a very raunchy town.

Little has more money than the AFL and I think he is 'helping' Robbo with his articles.

I no longer want to get in your Merc BBO...but one day... perhaps .....could I sit in the P76.....please BBO?

I've got a one as well. 9 yrs old 148cm already.Can kick both sides.....excellent technique. Taking strong marks overhead. Big body...built like a tank.....a mini ox. All that's in place.....now it remains to be seen if he has a motor......will he run? Too early to push him yet but he looks mighty fine in his Melbourne jumper. He's in the local junior club and this year. To give him an incentive to run I've instituted is first match payments. $5 for every smashing tackle. $5 for a goal ....$3 a kick........I'll be his manager ....Personally I'm an admirer of the Damir Dokic...style of managemnt......only kidding.....but we know how we live and breathe demonism......how do you motivate a 9yr old whos favourite thing is minecraft? Footy is not a passion because he can't identify passionately with the demons when they were smashed every game he went to as a little kid.

and our own Billy Sneden