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That's me walking south in Batman Park under the Spencer St Rail Bridge.

Well......Squirrel reckons I should hang out for a better offer. Squirrel, who used to be a history professor (before he had his nervous breakdown,) reckons the homeless were treated better in London in 1600 than we are here today. He reckons a bloke called sir Ambrose Nichols, even then, accommodated poor and aged people in alms houses rent free. ....and that....'having each of them seven pence the week , and once a year each of them five sackes of charcoales, and one quarter of a hundreth of faggots, of his gift forever.' This seems like an excellent deal and I could really use the charcoales............ but I'm not sure about the quarter of a hundreth of faggots.

yeah good one Colin........I was trying to shoplift some expensive runners the other day in David Jones and the attendant sussed me....so I sat down for a fitting. Then I'll be buggered if she doesn't start quizzing me about me politics....something about ...."are you super nation or pro nation'.......so I said.. no, one nation and cleared off.

Anyone go to Moomba! It was totally awesome. Squirrel found a KFC box that still had a whole piece of chicken in it. Don't worry Uncle Bitter we got a dentist last week, at the bottom of Queen St going into one of those 24/7 gyms. ......come and hang out with us and we'll look for a vet. Plumbers are a bit difficult but if there was you me Squirrel and Dingo I reckon we could snare one.

Thanks for the heads up Hemingway ...but Squirrel reckons I've got Biffen right where I want him.

I would like to give it a go but I think you're trying to rip me off. I checked at Bunnings..I can get a plastic bucket for $2.50 and at Coles a packet of 3 select brand heavy duty scourer sponges is only $3. My mate Dingo reckons I can get 20c for each car (he gets a dollar but he's done it for a while.) So I think I could do about 2 or 3 cars and hour so over say 10 hrs ...................... .I would be ............I mean you would be .....making about say $6 a day...not bad. You would be getting a 100% return on your investment on the first day! Multiply that by 3 weeks and we are looking at quite a haul. Dingo also reckons that making me do a 3 week unpaid trial sucks. Dingos mate Squirrel has also offered to help by looking after my bong and the sealed box.

Biff..are you still in Mandalay? I could learn you know. ....you could be Mr Higgins and me Eliza......can you sing? I know all the words to 'wouldn't it be loverly'. You could take me to Fitzroy to rub shoulders with the toffs. Is BBO a lord or something? How come he has a manor and servants?

Earl I used to beg outside the Smith St Safeway but it got very crowded....too many other bloody beggers....you know you'd be having a bong and they would want some....stuff like that!

Oh I got it.....Bonham ...John..... Awesome drummer.....my fav is Moby Dick I get it so Biffen is a dick.

BBo ...free wi fi in the city and we often get a different device depending on which gentlemen of the legal fraternity stray too far down William st....and lose their way and become our prey.

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Wow....does this mean i'm finally avante garde? Wait till I tell Biffen......he's a bohemian intellectual and I want to be like him.

I crossed the street just to make a point and not wanting to cause an absolute scene on Int. womens day, waited respectfully for the male walk symbol to cross back. I bloody waited 4 sets of lights and no male walk symbol!...What's going on at clown hall.....they can't even get that right!! Meanwhile all the other blokes took my lead and crossed as they liked with the women. I think I've set a trend.

I strode across proud and erect.

This having separate sex 'walk' symbols in the city will never work. Today I just ignored the female walk sign and crossed anyway. Nobody said anything.

I think Biffen is really Jack Kerouac, being channelled by a Mong shaman.....Have I got this right.?...you are coming back from Mandalay for the real business, which is about to begin at Jihad stadium in a couple of weeks?

And try and tell that to the young people of today.....would they believe you.....No!

My mate Jacko reckons 50 shades of gray is just the first 50 days of sodom rewritten to include a billionaire.

I have tried that but I find people are not adverse to standing on me when using the machine.

Thank God he's back! Phew!

No I am not from Perth.....just what are you infurring! I need Biffen...help Biff Help! I think Biff is a QC in his real life...Bif they're ganging up on me help! I find it difficlt to xpress myself here sometimes. I always want to please. However my psychyatrist says I should not be afraid to let my real bastard out when I am contributing to Demonland.

Does Demonland ever have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and share a half a can of Jim Beam or something? I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

The Gat........ I could only dream of living there...as it is I live under the freeway at the end of spencer st hoping BBO will come....one day..... and take me away to Romsey....to the Manor.