Ethan Tremblay

I reckon Melksham was the versatile playing moving forward last season. He was probably more adaptable than versatile though.

Smokey for the Brownlow?

Maybe his obesity is the cause of his knee issues?

Get down there @It's Time

Imagine if he and Daisy had a baby. It’d have a twelvehead.

I hope she mowed them after bringing you a beer.

I think the days are gone when players train within the main group when they have an injury or niggle. I’d suggest any pain is reported to training staff and the players training regime is altered accordingly. I’m not worried at all.

Thanks for the solid training reports.

How very Hipster of you.

Thanks @It's Time. How’s Sparrow looking? Based off not much more than physical appearance, I think he’s going to be a gem. If we can somehow keep him under mass pressure, possibly a diamond.

Who’s the fat pig on the right?

Nuffies gonna nuff.

You’d have to ask shim.

ToeMac

BMI is a [censored] measurement that doesn’t take into account muscle mass. Give it a rest.

I understand the response from Petracca was a joke. I was hoping Saty was joking about actually asking him about his weight.

I’m hoping that’s a joke (the part where you asked him).

We shouldn’t be assuming anyone’s gender. The fella on the right may be a chick.

Put a shirt on ya fatty.

At least he’s working on the man-on-man defensive side of his game.

Uh yes LA, discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's [censored]

Goyder: Gil, we’ve surveyed the population and it appears overweight comic-book geeks aren’t interested in AFL. Gil: I’ve got this.