Ethan Tremblay

I think this sums him up well. When watching Stretch I’ve often thought he plays quite robotically, as if he’s attempting really hard to stick to a system, a little hard to explain I suppose. It makes him seem overtly rigid and not playing freely enough. I’d also like to see him play with more instinct and take the game on.

According to wiki: The Australian Football League has taken some steps to reduce the incidence of osteitis pubis, in particular recommending that clubs restrict the amount of bodybuilding which young players are required to carry out, and in general reducing the physical demands on players before their bodies mature.

Collingwood Adelaide Geelong Fremantle (I think) North Port Richmond Carlton

Shut up Hasleby, as if the players will be ‘frightened’ you weirdo.

This is the least confident I’ve been going into a game in a long time. Nevertheless, I will still be at the game cheering on the baby maker in his debut game.

Absolutely, this was my guess as to why Preuss wasn’t named in the starting 22.

23 and already earned a few million, call me what you will but I don’t feel sorry for the lad at all. Plenty of kids and young people have done and are doing it much tougher. Apparently a very bright fella, I’m sure once he finds his passion he’ll do very well.

Good luck Oskar, a tough ground and competition to debut in front of.

If it were legal, Caleb Daniels value would increase. Imagine how high Preuss could toss him.

I inquired into players making a human pyramid once before and was informed it was against the rules for players to stand on each other’s shoulders in front of the goals. I thought I had successfully come up with a way to hack the game.

Lucky he played well in the Grand Final otherwise he’d go down as one of the biggest flops taken at number 1 of all time.

As far as footy goes, I’d consider what he’s done the last two weeks to be ‘sniping’. If he doesn’t like the tag, don’t snipe. Unfortunately the AFL have given him a free pass in what may be his last season.

Fair call, I didn’t realise he was available.

The broom has osteitis pubis so I’m going with: Out: Melksham, Keilty, Hibberd In: ANB, Preuss, Petty

We’ve played the Gold Coast

Their forwards will dominate our inferior backline. I can’t see us being within six goals come the final siren.

IIRC after Hogan broke his collarbone he was back within a couple of weeks. Whack a surgical steel plate over the bone and boom, as good as new.

I heard there’s a broom in the cupboard that’s been in decent form, it might be a chance of getting selected.

Let’s hope we don’t bid.

What he tells the media and what he discusses with the players and staff are most likely two different things. I wouldn’t want to give the media anything either. They keep bringing up the Prelim in an attempt to manufacture a story, I think Goody plays them well.

How long until these machines become self-aware?

TMac can’t move any faster than a jog and he can’t get off the ground, he’d be a liability in defence.

He doesn’t have a Brownlow medal and not in consideration to win one this season.

He changes angle and goes directly for the opposition player, he jumps and hits opposition player in the head. No case to answer? I bet this is exactly how it went down: MRO: ‘Next’ Assistant: ‘Ablett, Sir’ MRO: ‘Gaz? Again?’ Assistant: ‘Yes sir’ MRO: ‘Clear him’ ‘Next!’ Assistant: ‘Sam Durdin’ MRO: ‘Who?’ Assistant: ‘Sam Du..’ MRO: (butting in): ‘One week’