Ethan Tremblay

Lucky man. To be fair, the video going around was taken during Oktoberfest, what he’s snorting is a completely legal substance called Wiesn koks. Apparently he just likes the smell of it.

Does it involve swimming and breasts?

Jack Viney vs Nathan Jones Sam Frost vs Charlie Spargo Jake Lever vs James Harmes Joel Smith vs Christian Salem

I know right? Like O M G.

It’s like a place wherrrrrrre like you take a photo like and upload it tooooooo like the internet like and people like view it and stuff, it’s like totally random. You know like?

If it meant she’d get more Instagram followers she would.

“Carlton legend Tomas Bugg announces retirement”

Christian Petracca vs Jake Melksham Tim Smith vs Jordan Lewis Michael Hibberd vs Josh Wagner The non-selected are a little too clean cut for my liking.

The players have to have lives and hobbies outside of football. What risks they want to take in relation to extra-curricular activities is purely up to them.

Billy Stretch’s deltoids are elite. Baker isn’t a gangly kid anymore either, I think we’re going to be pleasantly surprised once he’s let off his chain.

He’s waiting in the sauna.

That's more vintage Demons.

Bedford over Nietschke is interesting. I have to admit, I'm also a fan of the pencil mo'. He almost had my vote.

Voting based on the players handsomeness Mitch Hannan vs Jay Kennedy-Harris Corey Wagner vs Austin Bradtke James Jordon vs Kade Chandler Toby Bedford vs Aaron Nietschke Charlie Spargo vs Declan Keilty Tough round this one, a couple are pretty much 50/50.

Wedding was Jan 5. Port were still on their mandatory 3 week break at that time.

Deadset, Gil and the boys are [censored] morons.

The target audience are fat comic book nerds who still live at home that don’t normally watch sport.

I reckon Melksham was the versatile playing moving forward last season. He was probably more adaptable than versatile though.

Smokey for the Brownlow?

Maybe his obesity is the cause of his knee issues?

Get down there @It's Time

Imagine if he and Daisy had a baby. It’d have a twelvehead.

I hope she mowed them after bringing you a beer.