Ethan Tremblay

Shout out to Frosty who managed to kick the ball directly to a Melbourne player for the first time in his career.

Cody who? Am.I.Right.

I was told by my source that he normally hits the underneath of the desk in an upward motion. He was told to make it more overt by raising his fist and hitting the top of the desk with a downward motion. Make of it what you will.

I think if we can get ahead and then be in front when the game finishes, we’ll win.

If both teams play at their best, it’s a 50/50 game that either team could win.

Win and get the four points, lose and get no points. Make no mistake.

I’m Bruce McAvaneyyyy....????

I’m glad we never picked up that Scully kid, sounds like a real crab.

‘Press red for Ed’ was a good feature a few Queens Birthday games ago. After Watts kicked the sealer, Ed literally turned red.

So they should support it, they’re the cause of our mental issues.

Eagles fans were spewing they took Masten after watching Cale Morton’s first game.

Wagner, Wagner, Smith, Nietschke and a little sweetener called Spargo. (That’s how it’s done, isn’t it?).

Had a good win the week before against North, it was very Melbourne like to then come out and get smashed by Hawthorn.

Yep, my comment was just in relation to his general over the top commentary surrounding De Goey and his ‘return’. I missed his ‘hiccup’ last night and only just caught up, wow wee.

Ablett is cooked, Selwood is well and truly on the decline and Dangerfield smells. Geelong are done. Has anyone checked on Brucey this morning? He was getting very excited over De Goey’s return after one week off.

The last thing we need is Smith in the forward line spoiling our other forwards. Please let the experiment end.

The [censored] Smith ads are my favourites.

He only kicks straight when he plays against us, maybe he’d always kick straight if he played for us..?

Is jumping into your teammates back and spoiling them an event next year?

Make a blanket out of them and give it to your wife for Christmas.

Out(s): TMac (injured), Lockhart (omitted). In(s): Brown, Rivers/Jordon On notice: Melksham.

$15 a month sounds pretty good. When Binge becomes available on Samsung TV’s I might switch from Foxtel to Kayo and get Binge.

Three times: Round 5 2014, round 20 2013 and round 7 2013.