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Where is your humpy?

Oi Weh damaged.

Sure was. Loved the vestments. Ringing de bell. I stopped being a Catholic in 1965. Understood that when you go to hell for eating a meat pie on a Friday one week and it's ok the next week things are crook on Tallarook.

Ya, from 1961 till 1967. Vice captain Cricket Team, the greatest living German cricketer at the time, won Bowling Average, All Rounder Trophy, opened the batting as well, We lost one game in five years, including beating Assumption twice in a fortnight. Also played First 18.

As the imported priest at Rupertswood intoned, 'Everbody knows a masticator!' The whole chapel cringed.

Agree with all replies. maybe I'm just trying to contain my enthusiasm. It was a very special win.

Oliver is a very special talent. Amazing vision. I can't recall a Melbourne player with better 6th sense radar.

I live in hope. Also, liked the sound of Roos as a commentator yesterday. You could tell he was chuffed.

That's onanism, as you well know, a sin. You have had a very sad upbringing. Perhaps it is a pity you weren't stolen, which is not a German Christmas cake.

After our opening round win last year Demonland was euphoria incarnate. Next week the Demons collapsed against Essendon. Back to Downdumpland. I noticed that the players acted calmly and coolly when the siren sounded yesterday. That's how we Demonlanders need to react. There is still a long way to go. However, I feel very assured that we're heading very much in the right direction. Oliver, Petracca and Hogan were stunning yesterday. Ditto Gawn, Jones, Lewis, Garlett, Jetta and Uncle Tom. All players contributed yesterday. Lots to like. Let's now calmly deal with Carlton who, like Essendon, have also had the wood on us recently.

Sounds like Louie the Fly.

6. The Lord, Jesus Christ. 5. Ron Barassi 4. Neil Compton. 3. John Northey 2.Neal Daniher 1.David Schwartz/David Neitz/Jack Mueller Hassa mann, Andrew Obst, just to get a German perspective on this great Australian Footy Club.

Stay away from St Kilda members. Didn't your mother give you the same advice???

Lost count of Bulldog throws, I mean 'handballs'.

Thought was was over giving de kidniks a run. We want action, now.

Spent the weekend at Mount Buller in preparation for the season.Now, Der Karl Der Grosse, menschen's kinder, now there was ein fussballer.

Look, I know your not a Nazi, but I like that you have the urge to spell German names correctly. You'd be surprised at how many Krauts are good and great AFL footballers. Like Shane Warne, the greatest living German cricketer. ( pity he's such a fwiggin BOGAN.)

Is there anybody there, said the traveler knocking on the moonlit door and his horse in the silence champed the grasses of the forest's ferny floor. ( Robert Louis Stevensen.)

Which is precisely when it counts. Who wants to be April to August champions?

Dear Paxi. One needs to gain entrance before one can access the ATM. At the Carlton Pre Season game security staff assured me there were No ATMS.

Is that an ATM machine? Finally! Casey enters the 20th century.I'm leaving Mt Buller at 3...

My favourite memory of the Yugoslavic beast is his first game. I believe it was against Adelaide and his opponent was one Daniel Hughes. In the first quarter Hughes, as they say in the classics, gave Jackovich one and Jackovich just got up and biffed him back. I knew at that moment we had a gun and that, like in the Chekov plays, the gun would go off.

Have they installed an eftpos machine yet? If they have I'll leave my current address - the Tatry Ski Club at Mount Buller - and slip down the mountain. But only if they have eftpos facilities.

What your pwobwem wid da bogan?

Hooray for ABC Classic FM. I listen to it all the time.