ManDee

Now I understand.

What does this mean? Do you understand what conservative means?

Nathan Jones. A hair cut is singular is it not?

On that criteria you could add Barrassi or Neil Craig

As Jack Dyer said, "you retaliate first".

Sorry what was the topic? ?

He thought he should be captain and will be captain

A player told me Gawn will be captain

He has a shock coming his way.

Pass

"Goat-rooters from Essendon", seems far more colourful than merely a noun, but I will concede.

Biff, you take the prize for modern auto censor beating adjectives! Well done, respect.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed Then one day he was shooting for some food, And up through the ground come a bubbling crude (Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea) Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire Kin folk said Jed move away from there Said California is the place you oughta be So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly (Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars) Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in You're all invited back again to this locality To have a heaping helping of their hospitality (Beverly Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now, Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)

Off of ! Cannot understand that when butchering the language, shortening and misspelling words the Americans decided to double up, off of. One gets off the horse. Not off of the horse.

On that basis they are still wrong. If it is a ranking based on previous performance it is almost pointless we have the end of season ladder for that.

Maybe it's Mrs Brownless' cooking. Too soon?

And you may find yourself Living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself In another part of the world And you may find yourself Behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house With a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here?.. How did I become a Melbourne supporter? Brian Eno Talking Heads

Did you photograph his ankle?

Really? So 11 players are selected before Kozzie and you argue he is top 10!

Question or statement?

Luxury! I had dinner with George Harrison, Damon Hill, Barry Sheen and Murray Walker. What a great night, George, what a gentleman, Damon was surprisingly classy, Murray can talk and I refuse to speak ill of the dead. The only shame was that they were sitting at the next table and we hardly spoke.

Urban myth. Hogan has never kicked 50 goals on an AFL season.

The angst about speculated picks amuses me. I suggest that no one on this forum knows who Melbourne will pick. I doubt that anyone in the media knows. It is possible that we have not even made a final decision yet. As a club we don't leak anymore and if news comes out it is intended. So why the angst?

girl /ɡəːl/ noun 1. a female child. woman/ˈwʊmən/ noun an adult human female. A girl is a female child. My point was that you referred to women as girls.

Too racy for me, how about baguettes and coffee at half ten? Edit: Sorry Hayden Young fans I digress.