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Judd is ruining my education


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I have:

- an exam

- a folio

- an assignment

- a presentation

All due when I finish my holidays (go back the day Trade Week starts, bloody brilliant!).

So far I have done:

- Chris Judd research on Demonland, Demonology, BigFooty, SEN, 3AW and various newspaper websites

Likelihood of me failing at least 1 of the above 4, given I also have to attend my job in the next week: 90%

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I've two outstanding assignments; one worth 35%, the other worth 40%. One is 1500 words, the other 2000 words. One is overdue by two and a half weeks, the other is overdue by one. In the past two days Ive done nothing.

Ive come here occasionally for the last year, mostly to read what other people think of players performances after a game. I never really thought of getting an account and posting, until now, because for the last two days Ive been completely glued to 'ology and 'land, refreshing threads every 10 minutes in case something new has come up. People keep posting about things they've heard on foxtel or SEN, and I have to refrain from screaming at the computer telling them to give a more detailed account.

Im going absolutely batsiht.

Bugger it. Tomorrow Im going to uni, getting a special consideration form, stapling a photo of the man to the front of it and handing it in. Surely they'll understand.

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I could nearly assure everyone i will fail at least 1 subject because of this saga

However...

The problem i foresee once judd signs is....... I won't be able to concentrate until i see him play in a red and blue jumper

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Can anyone come up with some numbers of how many new memebers of Demonland have registered since "Juddmania" began? Surley it must have spiked.

43 members have joined since the "JUDDMania" forum was created. The entire Judd saga started a few days before that so it would probably be in excess of 50.

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I have a 4,000 word assignment due in next friday. I started the it day before Judd announced his decision to quit the Eagles. Since then, I have completed 400 words. There is no doubt in my mind that I will fail this subject, and will not receive my degree for another 8 months.

Damn it!

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Yep, I'm in the same boat.

I know that I should be working on some assignments, but hell, I figure that if i spend just a little bit more time searching on the net, that i'll find some confirmation.

This is killing me.

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i am just as bad as you all. i have 4 assignments due end of next week totalling 11,000 words and have done sweet FA on all (plus ive got teaching rounds during trade week)!

if judd comes to dees, makes it all worthwhile!

I'm doing nightshift at the moment and the one bonus of that is I can get on the computer and continue my study, haven't done jacksheisen in the last week and a half and go back on days next week. :wacko:

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I've especially put off all plans tonight so that I can get some work done... maybe I need to also throw my laptop out of the window for that to happen!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm going to fail, or the fact that I've taken to reading BigFooty to get some news...

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I've especially put off all plans tonight so that I can get some work done... maybe I need to also throw my laptop out of the window for that to happen!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm going to fail, or the fact that I've taken to reading BigFooty to get some news...

the big footy revelation is much much worse.

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If I had not fallen ill at the end of Year 10 and deferred from studies, I would be hard at it preparing for VCE exams right now = I should be in the same position as most of you.

Oh no, we're not hard at it preparing for VCE exams right now.

We SHOULD be hard at it preparing for VCE exams right now, but instead find ourselves (or moreso myself) reading about Judd, and refreshing the Demonland pages a few dozen times every minute to wait for the faded red box to turn bright red again, rather than reading about Plath or the Constitution.

We think we're good for staying home on a Saturday night instead of joining our newly-legal friends on the town, but really, not much work is getting done...all because of Judd and this impending decision.

Ah well.. it is only the rest of my life on the line here! :lol:

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Ah well.. it is only the rest of my life on the line here! :lol:

It's really not.

VCE is just another mark. It's a number and it makes little to no difference to the rest of your life.

Take it from someone who was told constantly that VCE is so important. It's NOT!

Do the best you can and enjoy year 12, it's one of the best years you'll ever have.

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It's really not.

VCE is just another mark. It's a number and it makes little to no difference to the rest of your life.

Take it from someone who was told constantly that VCE is so important. It's NOT!

Do the best you can and enjoy year 12, it's one of the best years you'll ever have.

Amen to that.

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It's really not.

VCE is just another mark. It's a number and it makes little to no difference to the rest of your life.

Take it from someone who was told constantly that VCE is so important. It's NOT!

Do the best you can and enjoy year 12, it's one of the best years you'll ever have.

Yep, couldn't agree more.

Then again... I'm just some bum who dropped out of year 12.

But now I'm doing post-grad, so go figure.

Never forget - sit a one-day test when you turn 21 (Special Tertiary Admissions Test) and you can be into Uni with barely more delay than the rich kids who did a 'gap' year backbacking around Europe posing as Swedes and assaulting footballers...

Godd VCE is a useful thing, but don't freak out too much.

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This man should be condemned for sending so many supporters off the rails waiting for a decision.

I'm sitting here watching races on my computer ... there's a problem with another website and I need to close it down, but it interferes with my race viewer. The caller is saying: "As they greet the judge for the first time..."

However, the viewer starts screwing up and looping the last audio it heard. What did I get?

"As they greet the Judd ..."

"As they greet the Judd ..."

"As they greet the Judd ..."

"As they greet the Judd ..."

"As they greet the Judd ..."

"As they greet the Judd ..."

:huh::wacko::blink::unsure:

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