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Just now, Mouseymoo said:

You think it will be Humphry, pics or other player?

Hoping Bailey. Like really hoping its Bailey! The stars have aligned and the second meeting highlights this. But ultimately it comes down to, do GC rate Trac highly enough to think he can win them a premiership for them?

Its more than just Tracs performance, its the support he will get from fans and the people that will go through the gates. Its also a key milestone time for GC as its really the first time high cailbre players want in on their future

 
5 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

If Demon Forever knows what's happening, trust that so does Gold Coast, Melbourne and literally the rest of the list managers in the AFL

If we wanted to keep this stuff hush hush, we wouldn't walk around the most walked around track in Melbourne with Humphrey, nor would Humphrey post that not so subtle 'get me home' post on his Instagram

CAC used to come on here, and if he still does, I doubt he's reading the posts and going "WTF how do I not know this"

Hey Jaded, forgive my ignorance but who does 'CAC' refer to?

 
15 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

@Adam The God @Very Jaded

I'll meet you guys at the Tan tomorrow, see if we can join BH and King and Chunk for their walk? get our steps up

Big assumption that they will return to the scene of the crime. I myself will be stalking the Caulfield Racecourse Carpark in the hopes that they give BH a tour of where the foundations of the facility may be laid that his future father/son prospect might train at one day. Too soon?

1 minute ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Hey Jaded, forgive my ignorance but who does 'CAC' refer to?

Sorry I forgot not everyone has been posting here since Jesus was a carpenter

CAC refers to Cameron, GWS' list manager, who used to be our list manager, and would post here occasionally when he worked for the Dees


32 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

They can send the picks to us for Trac though.

And then they can't match their academy players this year without going into a points deficit, and risk academy prospects next year.

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Craig Cameron, former MFC Head Recruiter and now current GC Head Recruiter. CAC was his handle on Demonland when he used to post here.

Do we know Tim Lamb's handle on here? 😉

Hi Tim!

 
20 minutes ago, Demonland said:

It’s funni listening to Cameron the way he is talking is that GC are NOT TRADING OUT ANY PLAYERS (Flanders is one) but expects to get players in. Interesting.

This really is the silly season and full of lies.

Looking forward to the end of it tbh.

Edited by DemonOX

Just now, Adam The God said:

And then they can't match their academy players this year without going into a points deficit, and risk academy prospects next year.

I reckon they're going to get some picks for Ainsworth and Rogers potentially.


6 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Its more than just Tracs performance, its the support he will get from fans and the people that will go through the gates. Its also a key milestone time for GC as its really the first time high cailbre players want in on their future

Reckon that is a huge intangible for GCS.

Atm player movement to Qld is a one-way street to the Gabba! Rioli was a medium fish last year. Get Petracca and GCS can attract other top players and compete with the Lions as a northern 'destination' club.

Petracca will be huge to their standing and public perception.

2 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

And then they can't match their academy players this year without going into a points deficit, and risk academy prospects next year.

I was basing it on them getting picks from Hawks for Humphrey and then on trading. So if Hawks give them 8 or 9 (whatever it is now) plus extras Suns hold 7, 8 & 9 and pass on two of those to us for Trac. They still have enough points for Academy picks then.

23 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

19 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

kath GIF

Can I be Jane Turner? Happy with Glenn too.

25 minutes ago, old55 said:

There's definitely talent there but most of it is very raw and needs protection to develop effectively.

No doubt, but protection means less opportunity. We will also be able to pick up a midfielder (like Shiel) who can play a role if we get injuries.

19 minutes ago, brendan said:

So Gold coast needs to decide petracca or Humphrey? Ball is in there court and which player gets them closer to a flag in next few years

Meanwhile, they risk Humphrey going to a competitor next year or when his contract is up, and the deal they get then will not be Christian Petracca.


Do we know Tim Lamb's handle on here?

Demon_Forever

Edited by M_9

9 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Do we know Tim Lamb's handle on here? 😉

Hi Tim!

It's very obviously @dazzledavey36

6 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I was basing it on them getting picks from Hawks for Humphrey and then on trading. So if Hawks give them 8 or 9 (whatever it is now) plus extras Suns hold 7, 8 & 9 and pass on two of those to us for Trac. They still have enough points for Academy picks then.

Right, so trading Humphrey to one of their main competitors next year. Not gonna happen.

We hold all the cards.

It's okay. You can dare to dream.

5 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

It's very obviously @dazzledavey36

That's some nice shade Tim's throwing at himself. Perfect cover. 👏 I concur. Dazzler is Timmy.


3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Instagram Update for all those following along.

Bailey Humphrey now follows Caleb Windsor.

Oh My God Omg GIF by The Office

But has he unfollowed Collingwood yet?

Because that's a requirement of his new contract at Melbourne

Edited by Very Jaded

4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Instagram Update for all those following along.

Bailey Humphrey now follows Caleb Windsor.

Oh My God Omg GIF by The Office

What.... what about Jeffo?!?

 
Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

@Lamby_is_Da_best45

you could go the Tinder route with the huge upsell tag.

like "Big_muscles_Tim_Lamb

6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Instagram Update for all those following along.

Bailey Humphrey now follows Caleb Windsor.

Oh My God Omg GIF by The Office

Cecily Strong Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live


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