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2 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

No, I’m not going to chill out. You might enjoy having your chain yanked and your emotions played with, but I don’t.

We all love some intel at this time of year, and in the past it’s come from people with credibility and a proven track record. Sure, not everything pans out.

Here we have two guys with no track record talking about secret meetings, last-minute management changes, and final medical checks. Fantastic stuff. Two randoms supposedly have all this inside information that unlocks one of the biggest stumbling blocks of one of the biggest trades in years, yet not a single person in the media has caught a whiff of it.

All this would be front-page clickbait, but somehow it’s the best-kept secret that only two randoms on Demonland know about.

You might like to have your leg pulled for a quick hit of dopamine, but I sure as hell don’t.

relax mate. I stand by everything I have written.

I have no affiliation with anyone on this site. What I will ask though since you have hung, drawn and quartered me already, will you also write an apology should what I have written comes to fruition?

Do you play Tattslotto and lose your S@@T if you dont win, afterall they have inticed you to buy a ticket with a hope that you "Might" win Millions?

Just curious!

Like I have said, let Wednesday roll around and I hope you are sending an apology my way

 
4 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

No, I’m not going to chill out. You might enjoy having your chain yanked and your emotions played with, but I don’t.

We all love some intel at this time of year, and in the past it’s come from people with credibility and a proven track record. Sure, not everything pans out.

Here we have two guys with no track record talking about secret meetings, last-minute management changes, and final medical checks. Fantastic stuff. Two randoms supposedly have all this inside information that unlocks one of the biggest stumbling blocks of one of the biggest trades in years, yet not a single person in the media has caught a whiff of it.

All this would be front-page clickbait, but somehow it’s the best-kept secret that only two randoms on Demonland know about.

You might like to have your leg pulled for a quick hit of dopamine, but I sure as hell don’t.

Nobody is pulling anyone’s leg. We know what’s out there in the media and what isn’t. 2 randoms as you say.

Unless posters are unaware I’ll state it here, take everything with a grain of salt. Certainly don’t make any life changing decisions based on what you read on the interweb thingy

1 minute ago, BDA said:

Nobody is pulling anyone’s leg. We know what’s out there in the media and what isn’t. 2 randoms as you say.

Unless posters are unaware I’ll state it here, take everything with a grain of salt. Certainly don’t make any life changing decisions based on what you read on the interweb thingy

Cant believe that has to be stated! But well done!

 

New stuff, that gives you nothing new.

Melbourne still really want him, and not the picks. Gold Coast still really won't do it.

Its at a passè.

Who blinks first?

Your answer in another 25 pages.

10 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

No, I’m not going to chill out. You might enjoy having your chain yanked and your emotions played with, but I don’t.

We all love some intel at this time of year, and in the past it’s come from people with credibility and a proven track record. Sure, not everything pans out.

Here we have two guys with no track record talking about secret meetings, last-minute management changes, and final medical checks. Fantastic stuff. Two randoms supposedly have all this inside information that unlocks one of the biggest stumbling blocks of one of the biggest trades in years, yet not a single person in the media has caught a whiff of it.

All this would be front-page clickbait, but somehow it’s the best-kept secret that only two randoms on Demonland know about.

You might like to have your leg pulled for a quick hit of dopamine, but I sure as hell don’t.

Congrats I’m happy for you

or

I’m sorry for your loss.

Either way I ain’t taking an RDO to read all that. 😂


3 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

New stuff, that gives you nothing new.

Melbourne still really want him, and not the picks. Gold Coast still really won't do it.

Its at a passè.

Who blinks first?

Your answer in another 25 pages.

ONLY 25?? I'll take it!

I have this going on for another 250!

2 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

New stuff, that gives you nothing new.

Melbourne still really want him, and not the picks. Gold Coast still really won't do it.

Its at a passè.

Who blinks first?

Your answer in another 25 pages.

I think we have to walk away and see how suns react. And tell Trac to apply the pressure otherwise see you for preseason training

I'm starting to think this may evolve into a welcome back to the MFC Pretend Chef #5

 
4 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

relax mate. I stand by everything I have written.

I have no affiliation with anyone on this site. What I will ask though since you have hung, drawn and quartered me already, will you also write an apology should what I have written comes to fruition?

Do you play Tattslotto and lose your S@@T if you dont win, afterall they have inticed you to buy a ticket with a hope that you "Might" win Millions?

Just curious!

Like I have said, let Wednesday roll around and I hope you are sending an apology my way

Happy to give you the kudos if your BS somehow magically pans out. I will even give you your flowers if someone in the media runs with your fairy tales.

What happens when none of this pans out and none of these extra meetings, changes of management and medicals are spoken about. All you lose is your credibility and you disappear again from this forum.

13 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

No, I’m not going to chill out. You might enjoy having your chain yanked and your emotions played with, but I don’t.

We all love some intel at this time of year, and in the past it’s come from people with credibility and a proven track record. Sure, not everything pans out.

Here we have two guys with no track record talking about secret meetings, last-minute management changes, and final medical checks. Fantastic stuff. Two randoms supposedly have all this inside information that unlocks one of the biggest stumbling blocks of one of the biggest trades in years, yet not a single person in the media has caught a whiff of it.

All this would be front-page clickbait, but somehow it’s the best-kept secret that only two randoms on Demonland know about.

You might like to have your leg pulled for a quick hit of dopamine, but I sure as hell don’t.

I find this post very funny!

"talking about secret meetings" - yes I advised this prior to the media or social media was released

"last-minute management changes" - wait and see

"yet not a single person in the media has caught a whiff of it." - Hmmmm like this has never happened? Which example would you want me to highlight?


Just now, Sydee said:

I'm starting to think this may evolve into a welcome back to the MFC Pretend Chef #5

Why? Literally nothing that's been said in the media or by Tim Lamb has even remotely indicated this.

I'm happy to bet you $100 to a charity of the winner's choice that Petracca is a GC player by the end of the trade period if you're keen.

Think we all need to chill and just relax a bit

After all it's only ...

2 minutes ago, Dee Boys said:

Why? Literally nothing that's been said in the media or by Tim Lamb has even remotely indicated this.

I'm happy to bet you $100 to a charity of the winner's choice that Petracca is a GC player by the end of the trade period if you're keen.

My understanding is that our new coach has stated clearly, he'd be very happy to have the pretend chef suit up for us in 2026

4 minutes ago, Dee Boys said:

Why? Literally nothing that's been said in the media or by Tim Lamb has even remotely indicated this.

I'm happy to bet you $100 to a charity of the winner's choice that Petracca is a GC player by the end of the trade period if you're keen.

Melbourne coach sets the record straight on Petracca — SEN

1 minute ago, pewpewpew said:

Happy to give you the kudos if your BS somehow magically pans out. I will even give you your flowers if someone in the media runs with your fairy tales.

What happens when none of this pans out and none of these extra meetings, changes of management and medicals are spoken about. All you lose is your credibility and you disappear again from this forum.

Listen PPP. I dont have to prove anything to you. I am confident that my source is the most reliable contact. It cant be coincidental that some of the things I have said have come to fruition before media find out. Believe what you want, you dont know me and nor do I know you, so I get the sceptism. But to call me out as a liar with no evidence puts you in the predicament. Im not here to prove myself, I have got some very close contacts that are at the club and some that are no longer. In fact the person who I am talking to is my daughters God father. Im sure he doesnt tell me everything, in fact I know this is the case. But the idea that just because its not in the media, that it cant be true is laughable.

Ive probably wasted enough energy on this post of yours. Like I have said, you are hopefully a grown man, you have a brain and decide what is real to you. Im not here for followers, I dont make money from posting what Im told.


10 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

New stuff, that gives you nothing new.

Melbourne still really want him, and not the picks. Gold Coast still really won't do it.

Its at a passè.

Who blinks first?

Your answer in another 25 pages.

Thanks for answering the smoke signal, @Chook in Perth .

All this means is we’re back to what we’ve debated since this all started.

Are we prepared to have Trac come back and play for us next year?

If yes, we’re a chance here.

If no, we’re no chance.

Any insight on the club’s relationship with Trac?

31 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

Well, Trac probably has 4 or 5 years left. Humphrey has 10+ years.

But if GC snared a flag or two with prime Petracca wouldn’t it be worth it to them, may not happen but we have the advantage here, sick & tired of getting pushed around

1 minute ago, Demon Forever said:

Ive probably wasted enough energy on this post of yours. Like I have said, you are hopefully a grown man, you have a brain and decide what is real to you. Im not here for followers, I dont make money from posting what Im told.

I think most posters love and appreciate the intel, and most also understand that just because stuff is spoken about during trade week, does not mean it will happen

There is no doubt we are chasing and pushing hard for Humphrey

Unfortunately unless Humphrey is willing to go public with his demands, nothing will move

1 minute ago, Demon Forever said:

Listen PPP. I dont have to prove anything to you. I am confident that my source is the most reliable contact. It cant be coincidental that some of the things I have said have come to fruition before media find out. Believe what you want, you dont know me and nor do I know you, so I get the sceptism. But to call me out as a liar with no evidence puts you in the predicament. Im not here to prove myself, I have got some very close contacts that are at the club and some that are no longer. In fact the person who I am talking to is my daughters God father. Im sure he doesnt tell me everything, in fact I know this is the case. But the idea that just because its not in the media, that it cant be true is laughable.

Ive probably wasted enough energy on this post of yours. Like I have said, you are hopefully a grown man, you have a brain and decide what is real to you. Im not here for followers, I dont make money from posting what Im told.

1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

Thanks for answering the smoke signal, @Chook in Perth .

All this means is we’re back to what we’ve debated since this all started.

Are we prepared to have Trac come back and play for us next year?

If yes, we’re a chance here.

If no, we’re no chance.

Any insight on the club’s relationship with Trac?

This is the bit that doesn't add up for me - our new coach has stated publicly he wants him to stay - Is he a flat-out liar ?


1 minute ago, Very Jaded said:

I think most posters love and appreciate the intel, and most also understand that just because stuff is spoken about during trade week, does not mean it will happen

There is no doubt we are chasing and pushing hard for Humphrey

Unfortunately unless Humphrey is willing to go public with his demands, nothing will move

Thats the state of play. Im a little confused as to why it hasnt happened. He has told the dees that he would love to play for KIngy.

9 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

Happy to give you the kudos if your BS somehow magically pans out. I will even give you your flowers if someone in the media runs with your fairy tales.

What happens when none of this pans out and none of these extra meetings, changes of management and medicals are spoken about. All you lose is your credibility and you disappear again from this forum.

I wouldnt know you if you jumped out of my bowl of weet bix.

but the fact that 99% of ppl here either had some fun with his OP or just continued on with their lives, whilst you’ve sat back and written 3 x essays in outrage.. speaks volumes.

You may be in a little too deep here emotionally. Might be time for a lap of the block, some fresh air and sunshine.

I mean this in the a helpful way mate 🤝🏻

If BH comes or not, all will be ok. It’s not that deep. 🔴🔵👍🏻

2 minutes ago, harveylangfordisthegoat said:

the club is more than happy with two top 10 picks though

really? news to me - not head turning stuff imho

 

Just now, Demon Forever said:

Thats the state of play. Im a little confused as to why it hasnt happened. He has told the dees that he would love to play for KIngy.

Clearly he's either not all in on a move, or he thinks it doesn't really matter what he does, GC won't budge

I understand if he doesn't want to air dirty laundry in public, but GC won't budge from their position unless they think there's damage control to be done

Their position was clear, they aren't trading him. For that position to change, there has to be a compelling reason to make such a public about face

5 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Listen PPP. I dont have to prove anything to you. I am confident that my source is the most reliable contact. It cant be coincidental that some of the things I have said have come to fruition before media find out. Believe what you want, you dont know me and nor do I know you, so I get the sceptism. But to call me out as a liar with no evidence puts you in the predicament. Im not here to prove myself, I have got some very close contacts that are at the club and some that are no longer. In fact the person who I am talking to is my daughters God father. Im sure he doesnt tell me everything, in fact I know this is the case. But the idea that just because its not in the media, that it cant be true is laughable.

Ive probably wasted enough energy on this post of yours. Like I have said, you are hopefully a grown man, you have a brain and decide what is real to you. Im not here for followers, I dont make money from posting what Im told.

Don’t waste ur time @Demon Forever there will always be haters.

Just concentrate on getting us an update asap ha ha.


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