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Joeboy

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I came on this morning hoping to see Joeboys 3 word summation of the GF. Sadly nil. Thanks for another great year Joe!

PS. It is not too late!!!!

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    Thank you, but if we didn’t play it didn’t happen

    Go Melbourne Storm💪

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    Plagiarism is not beneath me:

    Chris Scott - blames sub rule

    Lions - Ashcroft cloning factory

    Cats, Pies, Hawks - didn’t win flag

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    Danger - season worst game

    Danger - was he injured?

    Bailey - kicking lost Norm

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    B Smith- No more influencer.

    Dangerfield-Came week early.

    J Cameron-Now cack handed.

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    1 hour ago, Fritta and Turner said:

    Danger - was he injured?

    Given the number of toilet breaks, perhaps picked up some kind of lurgy.

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    12 hours ago, bing181 said:

    Given the number of toilet breaks, perhaps picked up some kind of lurgy.

    toilet breaks or jab breaks?

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    This certainly gave me a chuckle:

    LISTEN: 'Game should be replayed!' 'Catman' blows up over Geelong GF loss, claims Neale injury was fake

    AFL fan goes into meltdown over Geelong loss: 'Game should be replayed'

    One of the AFL's most hardcore footy fans has taken to social media in the wake of Geelong's grand final loss to Brisbane, insisting that he's not accepting the 'disgraceful' loss.

    Troy 'Catman' West has been one of the Geelong Cats' most recognisable fans for many years with his exuberant costumes and make-up. West was stunned on Saturday at the MCG as the Lions poured on 13 goals in the second half to romp to a 47-point victory.

    After the siren sounded, he took to social media to make a series of bizarre claims.

    'It's absolutely disgraceful,' he said.

    'I am a sovereign citizen and I refuse to accept that loss in that manner. I'm a sovereign citizen and we don't play by the current rules. 

    'We won the qualifying final from second place on the ladder. To me, that means we have a credit, so we went in to the prelim with credit. Won the prelim, still got a credit. Get to the grand final and look what happens.

    'I don't accept this and nor should any Geelong supporter. We should have that credit and that game should be replayed.

    West then floated a conspiracy theory about Lions star Lachie Neale's injury.

    'He did not have a proper injury or otherwise he wouldn't have been on that field today,' said West.

    'It's meant to be six weeks plus. That is bullsh*t. I'm not accepting this as a sovereign citizen at all and I think we should all rise up and demand a replay so that we can collect our thoughts and win like we should be winning.

    'This is not acceptable today, this is not the Geelong way. We do not ever get beaten like that. The footy gods have been evil today.

    '... something evil is happening in the air and it wasn't us playing badly - that was just the worst ever. I am a sovereign citizen of this country and I don't play by the AFL grand final rules system.

    'I do not accept this loss, I think it is our game to be won. I demand to use our credit like you do in a shop. End of story.'

     

    Edited by Jibroni
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    10 hours ago, Jibroni said:

    This certainly gave me a chuckle:

    LISTEN: 'Game should be replayed!' 'Catman' blows up over Geelong GF loss, claims Neale injury was fake

    AFL fan goes into meltdown over Geelong loss: 'Game should be replayed'

    One of the AFL's most hardcore footy fans has taken to social media in the wake of Geelong's grand final loss to Brisbane, insisting that he's not accepting the 'disgraceful' loss.

    Troy 'Catman' West has been one of the Geelong Cats' most recognisable fans for many years with his exuberant costumes and make-up. West was stunned on Saturday at the MCG as the Lions poured on 13 goals in the second half to romp to a 47-point victory.

    After the siren sounded, he took to social media to make a series of bizarre claims.

    'It's absolutely disgraceful,' he said.

    'I am a sovereign citizen and I refuse to accept that loss in that manner. I'm a sovereign citizen and we don't play by the current rules. 

    'We won the qualifying final from second place on the ladder. To me, that means we have a credit, so we went in to the prelim with credit. Won the prelim, still got a credit. Get to the grand final and look what happens.

    'I don't accept this and nor should any Geelong supporter. We should have that credit and that game should be replayed.

    West then floated a conspiracy theory about Lions star Lachie Neale's injury.

    'He did not have a proper injury or otherwise he wouldn't have been on that field today,' said West.

    'It's meant to be six weeks plus. That is bullsh*t. I'm not accepting this as a sovereign citizen at all and I think we should all rise up and demand a replay so that we can collect our thoughts and win like we should be winning.

    'This is not acceptable today, this is not the Geelong way. We do not ever get beaten like that. The footy gods have been evil today.

    '... something evil is happening in the air and it wasn't us playing badly - that was just the worst ever. I am a sovereign citizen of this country and I don't play by the AFL grand final rules system.

    'I do not accept this loss, I think it is our game to be won. I demand to use our credit like you do in a shop. End of story.'

     

    Sovereign citizen a.k.a. not the full quid.

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