I went to training today. Details to follow 

9 minutes ago, The analyser said:

I went to training today. Details to follow 

I have been refreshing DL every 10 mins for the past 6 hours for the training report. How many more refreshes do you think before the update will be posted? 

The situation is getting way out of hand. Sporadic reports, late reports, almost no reports, not to mention the state of some of the reports when they finally arrive. It’s 2.47, any report this late had better be very good. I’m sick of needing to point out the basics.

Edited February 19Feb 19 by Roost it far

Training  was at Casey today. It consisted of a match simulation for one half  and then a free choice activity time. Activities included kicking for goal,  aerial , contest work etc. I noticed the following players not in match simulation Jack Viney  running laps and looks fine for round one .

I think Kolt looks like he’s improving but many weeks still away. It was good to see Caleb Windsor. He ran laps. Difficult to see how close or if he will make round one.

In the probable team  I noticed the following players – Steven May,  JvR, Christian Salem, Trac, Jake Lever, Disco Turner, Max Gawn, Clayton Oliver, Ed Langdon, Jake Bowey, Harvey Langford, Blake Howes, Trent Rivers, Bayley Fritsch, Tom Sparrow, Harry Petty and Kade Chandler.

Then there seems to be a contest for the three wing spots out of these four players – Jack Billings, Harry Sharp, Xavier Lindsay and Woey. They constantly changed teams and I think one may be unlucky unless there’s another injury and the unlucky one will be the sub.

The defenders( as you can see from above ) seem set and with the seventh defender they are possibly waiting to see if Windsor will make it or not. Also the seventh forward is difficult to know at the moment and whether they decide to go tall or  short. In the match simulation both Jeffo and AJ played in the possible team only. I did notice Gawn at times was playing up forward so whether they decide to go for two ruckman I’m not sure. Bailey Laurie also did okay for the possibles and perhaps could be sub or unfortunately may just miss.

So overall it was a lighter Wednesday training than normal with just 1/2 a match simulation and the free choice activities and I guess they’re gearing up for the game on Saturday. It was nice to see Trac in full training even though he wore the hat as did a few others.

I was impressed by the speed of Langdon and Oliver also got heaps of the ball. Tom Campbell certainly keeping Gawny  on his toes, which is great.

2 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

The situation is getting way out of hand. Sporadic reports, late reports, almost no reports, not to mention the state of some of the reports when they finally arrive. It’s 2.47, any report this late had better be very good. I’m sick of needing to point out the basics.

Also lack of live reporting.. i mean its 2025, why don't we have multiple live video phone feeds from people who are located at key vantage points around the ground?

26 minutes ago, The analyser said:

I went to training today. Details to follow 

I want a full analysis of today's training thanks.

14 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

The situation is getting way out of hand. Sporadic reports, late reports, almost no reports, not to mention the state of some of the reports when they finally arrive. It’s 2.47, any report this late had better be very good. I’m sick of needing to point out the basics.

Looks like you'll have to go down yourself, Roost, and set the standards 😉 

13 minutes ago, The analyser said:

Training  was at Casey today. It consisted of a match simulation for one half  and then a free choice activity time. Activities included kicking for goal,  aerial , contest work etc. I noticed the following players not in match simulation Jack Viney  running laps and looks fine for round one .

I think Kolt looks like he’s improving but many weeks still away. It was good to see Caleb Windsor. He ran laps. Difficult to see how close or if he will make round one.

In the probable team  I noticed the following players – Steven May,  JvR, Christian Salem, Trac, Jake Lever, Disco Turner, Max Gawn, Clayton Oliver, Ed Langdon, Jake Bowey, Harvey Langford, Blake Howes, Trent Rivers, Bayley Fritsch, Tom Sparrow, Harry Petty and Kade Chandler.

Then there seems to be a contest for the three wing spots out of these four players – Jack Billings, Harry Sharp, Xavier Lindsay and Woey. They constantly changed teams and I think one may be unlucky unless there’s another injury and the unlucky one will be the sub.

The defenders( as you can see from above ) seem set and with the seventh defender they are possibly waiting to see if Windsor will make it or not. Also the seventh forward is difficult to know at the moment and whether they decide to go tall or  short. In the match simulation both Jeffo and AJ played in the possible team only. I did notice Gawn at times was playing up forward so whether they decide to go for two ruckman I’m not sure. Bailey Laurie also did okay for the possibles and perhaps could be sub or unfortunately may just miss.

So overall it was a lighter Wednesday training than normal with just 1/2 a match simulation and the free choice activities and I guess they’re gearing up for the game on Saturday. It was nice to see Trac in full training even though he wore the hat as did a few others.

I was impressed by the speed of Langdon and Oliver also got heaps of the ball. Tom Campbell certainly keeping Gawny  on his toes, which is great.

Excellent analysis from you Mr. Analyser and given that you haven't mentioned Jack Henderson, can one assume that he hasn't made it back on the red eye from Perth yet?

1 minute ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Excellent analysis from you Mr. Analyser and given that you haven't mentioned Jack Henderson, can one assume that he hasn't made it back on the red eye from Perth yet?

Also nothing about whether the local snake population was out and about today.

10 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Looks like you'll have to go down yourself, Roost, and set the standards 😉 

I’m aiming to get down prior to the season commencing. I’m really being forced to to be honest.

33 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

I’m aiming to get down prior to the season commencing. I’m really being forced to to be honest.

Good. Because we don't want too much cockle-doodle-dooing from you. 

8 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Good. Because we don't want too much cockle-doodle-dooing from you. 

My report will set a new standard in reporting. In fact my report’s reporting will set the standard for all future reports. 

22 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Good. Because we don't want too much cockle-doodle-dooing from you. 

Roost (er) today, feather duster tomorrow.

Edited February 19Feb 19 by Tarax Club

1 hour ago, Roost it far said:

The situation is getting way out of hand. Sporadic reports, late reports, almost no reports, not to mention the state of some of the reports when they finally arrive. It’s 2.47, any report this late had better be very good. I’m sick of needing to point out the basics.

You need to remember that people do reports on training voluntarily, and if you want quicker and better, then I suggest you do them.

13 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

My report will set a new standard in reporting. In fact my report’s reporting will set the standard for all future reports. 

Nothing like been modest, and confident in your own abilities. 

2 minutes ago, Ditcha said:

You need to remember that people do reports on training voluntarily, and if you want quicker and better, then I suggest you do them.

Don’t you start giving me lip Chief. 

Just now, Roost it far said:

Don’t you start giving me lip Chief. 

You will not tell me what to do.

43 minutes ago, Ditcha said:

You will not tell me what to do.

Not only will I tell you what to do I’ll write a comprehensive report on it.

Edited February 19Feb 19 by Roost it far

3 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Not only will I tell you what to do I’ll write a comprehensive report on it.

You can write what you like, but I will take no notice of it. I look forward to reading your report on training.

Should someone do a welfare check on Picket Fence? I'm worried a snake finally got him.

22 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Should someone do a welfare check on Picket Fence? I'm worried a snake finally got him.

He’s at Jeffo’s house running him through a few drills for Saturday 

2 hours ago, Tarax Club said:

Roost (er) today, feather duster tomorrow.

Gee Tarax, that one takes me back a few years! 

Lou Richards’ header on the back page of the Herald Sun, after a particularly memorable QB thrashing by our Demons over Collingwood in the early 1960s: “Magpies Today, Feather Dusters Tomorrow” .

It must have hurt Louie so much to pen those lines.  I love them, and long may the theme continue!

Edited February 19Feb 19 by Deeoldfart
Typo

I asked Chat GPT (as well as requesting a positive spin): The Melbourne Demons hit the track at Casey Fields today for an intense and focused training session, giving fans a glimpse of their preparations for the 2025 AFL season. The team worked through a variety of drills, honing their skills, refining strategies, and pushing their fitness levels to ensure they’re in top shape for the year ahead.

A standout moment was the inclusion of new recruit Jack Henderson, who seamlessly integrated into the squad. His energy and determination were on full display, and he’s already showing great promise as a valuable addition to the team.

While Shane McAdam will unfortunately miss the season due to injury, the team remains united and determined, with players stepping up to fill the void and drive the club forward. The Demons are rallying together, showcasing their depth and resilience as they prepare for a strong campaign.

The club has shared a training gallery from today's session, allowing fans to relive the action and see their favorite players in action. With the season fast approaching, the energy around the club is electric, and excitement is building for what promises to be an exciting year for the red and blue!

Stay tuned for more updates and get ready to back the Dees in 2025! 🔴🔵

Edited February 19Feb 19 by Return to Glory

Here's the slightly less positive spin from Chat GPT: 

The Melbourne Football Club’s Doomsday Training Run at Casey Fields

February 19, 2025. The once-proud Melbourne Football Club, now a shadow of its former self, staggers onto the training grounds at Casey Fields, where even the bright sun seems to shy away from the looming clouds of despair. The air, thick with tension and dust, mirrors the state of the team as they face an unrelenting onslaught of injuries, misfortune, and dwindling hope.

The training session begins with a faint attempt at match simulation, but the players seem distant, their minds haunted by the growing list of absentees. Jack Viney’s laps are slow and labored, an eerie reflection of the team’s decline, a reminder that the once vibrant energy of the squad has now been replaced by a palpable sense of dread. Even the simplest drills seem like an impossible task as the atmosphere grows colder, more foreboding with each passing moment.

Shane McAdam’s Achilles injury—an ominous sign—looms large over the club. He’s been sent off for surgery, leaving the team without another key player as they hurtle toward the abyss of an injury-ravaged season. The whispers of discontent grow louder; every player feels the weight of the world on their shoulders. There’s no respite.

In the background, the arrival of Jack Henderson feels more like a desperate attempt to fill a void than a true solution to the ongoing crisis. The club’s future seems uncertain, and each training session feels like one more nail in the coffin. The fans, once hopeful, now watch with growing unease, wondering if their beloved club will ever rise from the ashes or if this is simply the beginning of a long, drawn-out fall into obscurity.

As the session winds down, the team retreats, their energy spent. The future of the Melbourne Football Club appears bleak, a far cry from the glory days that now feel like distant memories. No one speaks of the premiership dream anymore. In the shadows of Casey Fields, all that remains is the crushing weight of reality: the end may be closer than anyone dares to admit.

3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

I’m aiming to get down prior to the season commencing. I’m really being forced to to be honest.

You’re sch!ttting yourself, aren’t you? You even stuttered in your second sentence 🤭