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Any other posters who are here this morning: it would be great if you could do a training report. You know, a real one. ๐Ÿ˜…

Judging by many recent posts it seems there are quite a few in the Who GAF Anymore Camp. Well this thread is for those who DO still care.

Bad start: I just ordered a cappuccino and got an almond latte instead.

Vids laterssssss ๐Ÿฅณ

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LOOK WHOโ€™S HERE!!!!!

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Yep your eyes donโ€™t deceive you! Itโ€™s our very own CP5!

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53 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Any other posters who are here this morning: it would be great if you could do a training report. You know, a real one. ๐Ÿ˜…

Judging by many recent posts it seems there are quite a few in the Who GAF Anymore Camp. Well this thread is for those who DO still care.

Bad start: I just ordered a cappuccino and got an almond latte instead.

Vids laterssssss ๐Ÿฅณ

At least it seems like you donโ€™t have a nut allergy.ย 

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I smell a late change: no sign of Taj, and Pup is training with the main group.ย 

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12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

A smell a late change: no sign of Taj, and Pup is training with the main group.ย 

Interesting, could be pup straight in over Laurie and Howes or perhaps taking the emergency spot for one of them...


Jeffoโ€™s height on the website is 195cm. Heโ€™s now 197cm. Calm down Pickett, he thinks thatโ€™s itโ€ฆ heโ€™s not gonna grow anymore.

edit: PF, while Iโ€™ve got you and youโ€™re calmโ€ฆ Claz again said for as long as Melbourne wants him heโ€™s staying. He has no desire to leave whatsoever. I asked him if heโ€™s confident Melbourne wants him and he said heโ€™s doing all he can to โ€œdo the rightyโ€ by the club and theyโ€™re happy with him.ย 

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11 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Interesting, could be pup straight in over Laurie and Howes or perhaps taking the emergency spot for one of them...

I think you can but pretty sure AFL have fined teams previously for doing this??

Tracc ambled around the boundary for maybe 10 mins then went back to the rooms. He seemed really happy to be out here, I reckon the boys were also glad he was here. As were all us spectators โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

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2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tracc ambled around the boundary for maybe 10 mins then went back to the rooms. He seemed really happy to be out here, I reckon the boys were also glad he was here. As were all us spectators โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

As posted in his injury thread apparently he can't get his heart rate above 110 so still some way to go before some moderate exercise but fantastic he's with the boys.

2 minutes ago, roy11 said:

As posted in his injury thread apparently he can't get his heart rate above 110 so still some way to go before some moderate exercise but fantastic he's with the boys.

I reckon being back in the club environment is just as important for him. We know that he will regain his physical form, but it's the mental side of things that will be hardest to overcome.

I hope now that he's back in Melbourne and back at the club, that he is given a match day role for the remainder of the year. Would be good for him to feel involved again.


Salo is 100% right to play tomorrow, according to him anyways. His exact words were โ€œโ€˜cken oath I am, Iโ€™m PUMPED!โ€ He stressed that had the medics ruled him out he wouldโ€™ve accepted it coz *they know more than him.

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*I said โ€œyes but do the medics know more than Demonland posters, I think not.โ€ I didnโ€™t really say that, but I sure as hell thought it.

18 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I think you can but pretty sure AFL have fined teams previously for doing this??

Not if itโ€™s a day before the game.ย 

7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I reckon being back in the club environment is just as important for him. We know that he will regain his physical form, but it's the mental side of things that will be hardest to overcome.

I hope now that he's back in Melbourne and back at the club, that he is given a match day role for the remainder of the year. Would be good for him to feel involved again.

If he's not allowed to get his heart rate above 110. I wouldn't recommend that he has a match day role.

My heart rate hits 180 every turnover.

I told Riv thereโ€™s a rumour going around that heโ€™s keen to go back to WA. He laughed. Then he sighed. Then he laughed again and shook his head. I said, โ€œitโ€™s nothing more than a rumour?โ€ He laughed again and said, โ€œTotally.โ€

I was talking to one of the trainers. He told me Jeffo really looks up to a certain player and this player is a role model for him. I was waiting to hear a seasoned playerโ€™s name. But no, itโ€™s Rooey, whoโ€™s only 11 months older than him and that might just be the cutest thing Iโ€™ve ever heard. ๐Ÿฅน


20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I was talking to one of the trainers. He told me Jeffo really looks up to a certain player and this player is a role model for him. I was waiting to hear a seasoned playerโ€™s name. But no, itโ€™s Rooey, whoโ€™s only 11 months older than him and that might just be the cutest thing Iโ€™ve ever heard. ๐Ÿฅน

Roo is mature beyond his years and has future captain written all over him. I love this kid, and he is criminally underrated IMO. Need to move heaven and earth to make sure he never leaves us!ย 

50 minutes ago, roy11 said:

As posted in his injury thread apparently he can't get his heart rate above 110 so still some way to go before some moderate exercise but fantastic he's with the boys.

I feel sorry for his fiance

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Roo is mature beyond his years and has future captain written all over him. I love this kid, and he is criminally underrated IMO. Need to move heaven and earth to make sure he never leaves us!ย 

I actually think he could step into the captaincy role after Max. Aside from Lever and maybe ANB, not sure who is a leader young enough to take us forward.ย 

33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I told Riv thereโ€™s a rumour going around that heโ€™s keen to go back to WA. He laughed. Then he sighed. Then he laughed again and shook his head. I said, โ€œitโ€™s nothing more than a rumour?โ€ He laughed again and said, โ€œTotally.โ€

Would have preferred an outright denial rather than him laughing, sighing and responding "Totally" to "it's nothing more than a rumour".


9 minutes ago, SPC said:

I actually think he could step into the captaincy role after Max. Aside from Lever and maybe ANB, not sure who is a leader young enough to take us forward.ย 

Rivers.ย 

13 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Would have preferred an outright denial rather than him laughing, sighing and responding "Totally" to "it's nothing more than a rumour".

Thereโ€™s laughing and then thereโ€™s laughing. His laugh was one that said โ€œhow ridiculous! Where tf is this coming from?โ€

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

... I just ordered a cappuccino and got an almond latte instead....

This season gets worse and worse

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3 minutes ago, reynolds46 said:

This season gets worse and worse

All good. After training I walked past the coffee shop and Alejandro, my gorgeous Colombian barista called out for me to come back. He realised heโ€™d given me the wrong drink so I got a cappuccino on the house. Ergo our season is still salvageable ๐Ÿ˜


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