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6 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Would you want your product, associated with the ire of supporters around the country whom you are supposed to be courting? But in the end I guess the marketing take would be - don't care about the 95% of people you [censored] off, care about the 5% you convert. Are there any marketing guru's on here?

Both Crypto and the sore review system are dodgy. So they deserve each other. And I suspect Crypto was the only sponsor the AFL could find for this horrendous cluster-^&*# of a technology. And as the AFL is a complete bunch of Marty Hores, even the dollars of immoral products get a share of the airtime.

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Early days but... Premiership footy from the jailbirds?

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5 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Early days but... Premiership footy from the jailbirds?

Sure helps when you are gifted a Number One Draft Pick Midfielder 

Cannot believe the AFL allowed that one to go through!! But of course i can, it’s the AFL….

Please Port, please do what the Crows couldn’t do last night, ie. beat a team we all heartily hate. Thanks in advance 👍🏽


No score review? 🤷‍♀️ 


Ergh. Come on Port. Don't do this to me.

Just now, Demonland said:

Not checking whether that was touched?

Well, earlier this quarter the radio commentary described a shot as 'caressing across the behind' so maybe touched is starting to mean something different.

Oh, for [censored] sake. They just said Cox came from behind and reached around to grab the ball.

Accurate call but also not appropriate call.

Did you see Cox walk straight out to improve the angle and was only told to come back one step on to his line. He gained about 3m to improve his shot at goal then.

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

There should be a limit to the amount of accessories a player can wear. Cox has glasses, a glove and a mouth guard.

And that stupid look on his face .


Umps and Fox commentators both lifting for the Pies

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Umps and Fox commentators both lifting for the Pies

That high free 20 m from goal was just rubbish. Where do they find these amateurs?

 

If anyone ever says Roo can't play a HF position due to being too short, pls take a few moments and watch the work of Mohicek.

Same height!

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I must really hate myself.


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