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NON-MFC: Rd 03 2023

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in Melbourne Demons

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Go 🦘🦘🦘 !!!

Hawks have kicked six goals to none since I posted this.

Soz North. 
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    I find it very difficult to listen to Dermie. He talks such guff.

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    5 minutes ago, BDA said:

    I find it very difficult to listen to Dermie. He talks such guff.

    He's really gone down the girglar 

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    what happened to LDU? not playing but in the outs or late changes?

    no way north win without him

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    what happened to LDU? not playing but in the outs or late changes?

    no way north win without him

    Calf tightness I believe 

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    7 hours ago, Demonland said:

     

    I genuinely don’t like to wish injury upon anyone, but if Cox’s rib injury was due to a knee to the chest then I feel he was hit by the karma bus. 

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    6 hours ago, pitmaster said:

    Definitely worse about losing to the Lions, particularly as that is two in a row, but they got us at a good time and in a good place for them.

    Interesting that most of the tipsters in The Age have stayed with us for this week. Possibly they judge that last week was an aberration for our midfield down to Max's injury, the conditions and that weird thing that sometimes infects all teams of a generalised down game through the entire group.

    We are expected to regroup. Given it's Sydney, a win is not guaranteed but a cracking game is.

    I noted that to @pitmaster. Makes me very nervous. Most of them are hopeless.

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    6 hours ago, pitmaster said:

    Definitely worse about losing to the Lions, particularly as that is two in a row, but they got us at a good time and in a good place for them.

    Interesting that most of the tipsters in The Age have stayed with us for this week. Possibly they judge that last week was an aberration for our midfield down to Max's injury, the conditions and that weird thing that sometimes infects all teams of a generalised down game through the entire group.

    We are expected to regroup. Given it's Sydney, a win is not guaranteed but a cracking game is.

    Tipsters is way too much of an expert name for those guys.

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    Does anyone else not understand the Telstra ad with the kid in the rain?

    I do not understand the Telstra:

    • ad with the kid in the rain
    • phone plans
    • broadband plans
    • bills I receive
    • pathetic performance of their network where I live
    • staff when I speak to them in Bangladesh
    • dividends and why they're so low

    Their stupid ad is emblematic of their stupid company.

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    Typo

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    5 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    I do not understand the Telstra:

    • ad with the kid in the rain
    • phone plans
    • broadband plans
    • bills I receive
    • pathetic performance of their network where I live
    • staff when I speak to them in Bangladesh
    • dividends and why they're so low

    Their stupid ad is emblematic of their stupid company.

    I think Telstra should get their big fat corporate heads out of our family lives.

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    Did Frosty just get cheered for hitting a target?

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    Larkey is a very good forward. kicked 12 straight for the year so far. Very impressive

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    59 minutes ago, BDA said:

    I find it very difficult to listen to Dermie. He talks such guff.

    What I hate about him speaking is his delivery. He says every single comment like it’s THE MOST profound gem of wisdom we’re ever gonna have the honour of hearing. He must think we’re all hanging on his every word. 

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    This is an enjoyable game. Both teams trying to take the game on and having a crack

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    10 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

    ",.... he must think we're hanging on to his everyword"

    Billy Duckworth says HI from VFL Park.

    Those were the days.

    Boss-cocky Brereton bashing and crashing his way through the Essendon huddle. The arrogance! 

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