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Demonstone's and Flaubert's English Grammar for Demonlanders 101

Neil Crompton
in Melbourne Demons

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6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Timothy Reddan-A'Blewand @Demonstone both got the first one right. Demonstone alone has the second one right. 

Heroine?

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    7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Not a lesson in grammar, but for all you fellow-logophiles: have a crack at this…

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    PS: no googling! That’d be cheating. 

    Heroine

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    On 7/30/2022 at 8:01 AM, Demonised said:

    Dribble/drivel

    T.H.I.S!

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    1 hour ago, Melb-A-Toast said:

    Yes

    Correct. 

    Thanks for not expanding on your answer, for the ‘yes’ alone suffices. And knowing the answer is ‘yes’ might inspire someone else to work out how you got to that answer. 😉

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    9 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

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    I would normally be critical of your petty pedantic nitpicking Demonstone , however, that is certainly an example of where some work is needed!

    I particularly like the juxtaposition of that peculiarity and the background sign referencing "Bakery Hygiene"!

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    My effort in the 2023 young guns is proof that even the best fail occasionally..

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    23 minutes ago, layzie said:

    My effort in the 2023 young guns is proof that even the best fail occasionally..

    You made up for it by the success in @Demonstone's quiz.

    👏

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    5 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    You made up for it by the success in @Demonstone's quiz.

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    Haha this is true! Helps the spirits!

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