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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do I have to draw you a pic WCW. It's what the maid tries to avoid!!

So… everything?

 

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    How is that 50 to De Geoy?? Bloke wasn’t even within 10m. Just coz he lost his man

    [censored]. Had zero influence on the play

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    I wonder if we can put Max in dark sunnies......

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    De Gooey - A fine example for aspiring AFL players.

    Indeed but no one mentions it

    i look forward to his autobiography 

    forcibly touching my way around Manhattan 

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    1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    I wonder if we can put Max in dark sunnies......

    It's probably non PC Wadda ....... but FMD ...... those beatle orbs are a [censored] laugh !!

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    The commentators clearly get told to not comment on umpiring decisions

    but I find it infuriating they don’t mention clear errors. Why wasn’t their advantage to the lions after that free in the middle? Impossible to build respect for the umpires if you can’t question them 

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    by the looks of it defending will be an optional extra tonight

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    Ffs, I said it during the week on here but the searching/chasing frees, especially for anything they feel is “aggressive” from the umpires really annoys me.

    Let the game come to you, you pelicans. 

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It's probably non PC Wadda ....... but FMD ...... those beatle orbs are a [censored] laugh !!

    He looks sensational 

    The weird looking yank!!

    (Nice bloke btw)

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    Here we go, wtf is he going to do  and then laugh at?! Joe D..


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    Holy [censored]?! That kick

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It's probably non PC Wadda ....... but FMD ...... those beatle orbs are a [censored] laugh !!

    Yeah Max is cool enough, doesnt need them.

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    Congratulations to Jeremy Howe - who after 100 games as a Demon went to Collingwood so he could finally be a forward.

    That lasted 2 games and he’s played the last 98 in defence - to bring up his 200. Meanwhile all his mates got a flag sticking with the Dees. 

     

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    4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    He looks sensational 

    The weird looking yank!!

    (Nice bloke btw)

    Agreed, nice bloke...... but ...basically useless

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    1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

    Congratulations to Jeremy Howe - who after 100 games as a Demon went to Collingwood so he could finally be a forward.

    That lasted 2 games and he’s played the last 98 in defence - to bring up his 200. Meanwhile all his mates got a flag sticking with the Dees. 

     

    Yep .....so [censored] him!!

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Yep .....so [censored] him!!

    What’s the censored word?

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What’s the censored word?

    ....rhymes with truck?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Agreed, nice bloke...... but ...basically useless

    Hahaha!!!

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