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COVID Disruptions 2022

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On 5/6/2022 at 9:32 PM, monoccular said:

"I thought there was a strict no drinking/going out policy if you're injured."

Is that a club or AFL policy??

Club policy

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    4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    Here, we, go...

    We were apparently meant to feel sorry for these guys. 

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    I know English is a fluid language which changes regularly, but someone being described as "in the protocols" is surely some form of linguistic abuse.

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    7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    So crazy to follow mask and distancing rules for 9 weeks just to slowly wait for everyone to get it. Just have a covid party before round 1. Everyone gets it and Misses one game and then no impact

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    7 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I know English is a fluid language which changes regularly, but someone being described as "in the protocols" is surely some form of linguistic abuse.

    yes, i wouldn't be defencing such abuse

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    9 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I know English is a fluid language which changes regularly, but someone being described as "in the protocols" is surely some form of linguistic abuse.

    Aahhh! I’m stuck in the Protocols!! There is no protocol for how to get out!

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    Listening to Jeremy Howe being interviewed on the radio last night.

    I think he mentioned that all bar a couple of the players at Collingwood had been infected with covid during 2022.

    Given that the infection rate in the 20-30 age group is 50% at best this figure if true surprised me

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