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Demonblog Author on SEN with Podcast link

Wizard of Koz
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I have found comfort in the "fisted forever" era with this guy. A must read for me every week for a decade and a half and genuinely the funniest stuff I read.

Adam : Thanks!!  This guy is a LEGEND.

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    • Whispering_Jack changed the title to Demonblog Author on SEN with Podcast link
     

    Slightly off topic,  but wouldn't mind some opinions and advice if anyone has the time or knowledge. In my recent retirement I found myself with time to be in a bookshop the other day and was looking at Titus O'Reilly's books. I don't know how many he wrote but there were 2. I love short stuff I have read from him in the papers etc. Are his books any good? I have not been an avid reader in the past as I never had time, so I was wondering if they were worth it?

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    The prequel. 

    Part two of a trilogy.

    Or is is part one.

    I get these things confused

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    6 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    Slightly off topic,  but wouldn't mind some opinions and advice if anyone has the time or knowledge. In my recent retirement I found myself with time to be in a bookshop the other day and was looking at Titus O'Reilly's books. I don't know how many he wrote but there were 2. I love short stuff I have read from him in the papers etc. Are his books any good? I have not been an avid reader in the past as I never had time, so I was wondering if they were worth it?

    Titus’ books are classic. Highly recommended.

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    After that, it’s the Nobel Prize for Literature!

    I put a bell on my cat's collar to warn birds that he was around, but he learned to hold it in his mouth so it wouldn't ring.  For this clever feat he was nominated for The No Bell Prize.

    He later graduated to stalking chickens and was thus awarded The Pullet Surprise.

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    10 minutes ago, demonstone said:

    I put a bell on my cat's collar to warn birds that he was around, but he learned to hold it in his mouth so it wouldn't ring.  For this clever feat he was nominated for The No Bell Prize.

    He later graduated to stalking chickens and was thus awarded The Pullet Surprise.

    What happened? 

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    16 hours ago, demonstone said:

    I put a bell on my cat's collar to warn birds that he was around, but he learned to hold it in his mouth so it wouldn't ring.  For this clever feat he was nominated for The No Bell Prize.

    He later graduated to stalking chickens and was thus awarded The Pullet Surprise.

    i just had to tryout the [thinking] emoticon........i did geddit

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    56 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i just had to tryout the [thinking] emoticon........i did geddit

    Is there a "you can show yourself out" emoticon?

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