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Out of these three guns who would you want kicking a set shot to win a game.ย Oliver, Fyffe or Dangerfield?

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12 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Love the way Daisy is providing comments that contradict the idiots she has to share the booth with.

- the way it's always been. Patiently waits for the tools to get through their excruciatingly un-funny bloke-ribbing, then provides commentary

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16 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Love the way Daisy is providing comments that contradict the idiots she has to share the booth with.

I know, at one point you could tell BT was mad as she basically explained the modern game to him. Was priceless.

2 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Out of these three guns who would you want kicking a set shot to win a game.ย Oliver, Fyffe or Dangerfield?

Trick question. Oliver obviously, as the other 2 blokes couldย only kick goals that beat us. ?


5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I hope the Dogs get up.ย 

I wouldnt get your hopes up.

Geelong bat at about 90% down there. (Strangely Carlton beat them there last year)

Iโ€™m currently writing a book onย BTโ€™s gaffes on Friday night footy.

Tonightโ€™s entry - โ€œ7,000 packed into the ground tonightโ€

WTF is this man doing calling the premier game of the weekend?

Kind ofย hoping for a draw now.

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Selwood is such a prjck .... poked a guy in the eye after a mark, then stomps his shin, then smirks.

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2 missed setย shots will prove very costly to the Dogs

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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

Selwood is such a prjck .... poked a guy in the eye after a mark, then stomps his shin, then smirks.

And BT thought it was hilariousย 


5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

And BT thought it was hilariousย 

He reminds me of the Blue Oyster Cult song "The Subhuman".

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Danger looking past it...

Exactly what I just thought. Old and slow.ย 

Even tho I know itโ€™s better for us if Geelong win, I cannot in good conscious bring myself to support Geelong. They are a packย of [censored].ย 


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Exactly what I just thought. Old and slow.ย 

A spring chicken in comparison to most of his teammates.ย 

Just now, Jaded said:

Even tho I know itโ€™s better for us if Geelong win, I cannot in good conscious bring myself to support Geelong. They are a packย of [censored].ย 

Dunno

1st and 4 points clear of 3rd, or 2nd and 8 points clear of 3rd...

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Dunno

1st and 4 points clear of 3rd, or 2nd and 8 points clear of 3rd...

And most importantly Geelong lose.ย 


6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Even tho I know itโ€™s better for us if Geelong win, I cannot in good conscious bring myself to support Geelong. They are a packย of [censored].ย 

Better to open up more space between top 2 and 3rd.

LOL Iโ€™m yelling at the TV and my son comes in and says I thought Melbourne werenโ€™t playing this weekend.ย 

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