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Out of these three guns who would you want kicking a set shot to win a game. Oliver, Fyffe or Dangerfield?

 
12 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Love the way Daisy is providing comments that contradict the idiots she has to share the booth with.

- the way it's always been. Patiently waits for the tools to get through their excruciatingly un-funny bloke-ribbing, then provides commentary

 
16 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Love the way Daisy is providing comments that contradict the idiots she has to share the booth with.

I know, at one point you could tell BT was mad as she basically explained the modern game to him. Was priceless.

2 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Out of these three guns who would you want kicking a set shot to win a game. Oliver, Fyffe or Dangerfield?

Trick question. Oliver obviously, as the other 2 blokes could only kick goals that beat us. ?


5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I hope the Dogs get up. 

I wouldnt get your hopes up.

Geelong bat at about 90% down there. (Strangely Carlton beat them there last year)

I’m currently writing a book on BT’s gaffes on Friday night footy.

Tonight’s entry - “7,000 packed into the ground tonight”

WTF is this man doing calling the premier game of the weekend?

 

Selwood is such a prjck .... poked a guy in the eye after a mark, then stomps his shin, then smirks.

 

2 missed set shots will prove very costly to the Dogs

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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

Selwood is such a prjck .... poked a guy in the eye after a mark, then stomps his shin, then smirks.

And BT thought it was hilarious 


5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

And BT thought it was hilarious 

He reminds me of the Blue Oyster Cult song "The Subhuman".

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Danger looking past it...

Exactly what I just thought. Old and slow. 

Even tho I know it’s better for us if Geelong win, I cannot in good conscious bring myself to support Geelong. They are a pack of [censored]. 


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Exactly what I just thought. Old and slow. 

A spring chicken in comparison to most of his teammates. 

Just now, Jaded said:

Even tho I know it’s better for us if Geelong win, I cannot in good conscious bring myself to support Geelong. They are a pack of [censored]. 

Dunno

1st and 4 points clear of 3rd, or 2nd and 8 points clear of 3rd...

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Dunno

1st and 4 points clear of 3rd, or 2nd and 8 points clear of 3rd...

And most importantly Geelong lose. 


6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Even tho I know it’s better for us if Geelong win, I cannot in good conscious bring myself to support Geelong. They are a pack of [censored]. 

Better to open up more space between top 2 and 3rd.

LOL I’m yelling at the TV and my son comes in and says I thought Melbourne weren’t playing this weekend. 

 

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