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What they're saying down at Barkly Street

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1 hour ago, Superunknown said:

You could tell other fans to Bach Orff - it's not our fault they can't Handel such high-level thinking, nor our Sartori-al splendor, know what I'm Saens?

I don’t get it. 

Call me an uncultured swine if you must

 
4 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Close thread please.  I can't stand any more of this punishment.

faure enough, ds

In an overture to the main game, Peter Tchaikovsky scored 18 12 against a visiting french side, who did not handle the cold and wet conditions. 'PT' was very quick on his feet, russian everywhere.


Elgar the defensive zone if you’ll guard the forward fifty. 

7 hours ago, DubDee said:

I don’t get it. 

Call me an uncultured swine if you must

Well DubDee at least you are in blissful ignorance I like classical music and some of the composers, but this thread really is off key.

I’m sure they’ll close this thread Sondheim soon. ?

 

Apparently Bocelli is taking over as the new MRO!


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m sure they’ll close this thread Sondheim soon. ?

Don't put the Moz-art on us

2 hours ago, watchtheeyes said:

Lol.. How fitting a Dees fan forum would have page after page of puns dedicated to classical composers!!

Bravo!

You don’t think on Collingwood or Essendon or Richmond fan forums this is being done? Yeah, you’re probably right; they’d likely be making puns out of the periodic table or the complete works of Dostoevsky or.... sorry, I can’t keep a straight face ?

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Changed to the proper spelling of Dostoevsky.

10 hours ago, Webber said:

If this COVID keeps up, we’ll be playing all our games in a Cage, and with long hair because we’re not allowed to see the Barber. 
(Oh dear)

BBB and Oscar Baker wouldn’t notice. 

I heard this;

They Chopin-ed us to pieces on the Turandot’s and Beethoven-ed the La Mer-de out of us. Enough to make me Puccini all over the floor.  Nessun Dorma tonight. 

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28 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You don’t think on Collingwood or Essendon or Richmond fan forums this is being done?

Don't say they don't have any degree of culture. Seen on a Collingwood fan forum:

fan 1: "Did ya see Pendles on the weekend? He played so loose, no one could get beer him."

fan 2: "Sidey neither. No one could get beer him neither."

fan 3: "How about Daics? No one could get beer him neither."

fan 4: "Did youse ****s get beer? I couldn't even get in the ground. Some **** locked us out."

fan 5: "Yeah, we was locked out. Couldn't get beer the Ponsford stand!"

fan 6: "Ya reckon Nafan Buckley will win the Brownlow this year?"

fan 7: "Hows about this: no one could get beer de Goey."

5 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Don't say they don't have any degree of culture. Seen on a Collingwood fan forum:

fan 1: "Did ya see Pendles on the weekend? He played so loose, no one could get beer him."

fan 2: "Sidey neither. No one could get beer him neither."

fan 3: "How about Daics? No one could get beer him neither."

fan 4: "Did youse ****s get beer? I couldn't even get in the ground. Some **** locked us out."

fan 5: "Yeah, we was locked out. Couldn't get beer the Ponsford stand!"

fan 6: "Ya reckon Nafan Buckley will win the Brownlow this year?"

fan 7: "Hows about this: no one could get beer de Goey."

Legit crying rn ???

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