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“May I have a word with you?” the coach said to his star player.

“I’ve heard something on the grapeviney and I’m sorry to tell you your place in the team is gawn. You were spotted late at night hanging out at McDonalds with a hore …”

“it was Hungry Jacks on Smith Street” the player corrected “It was late at night, I was feeling fritschey. What was I supposed to do? Just lever there?”

“I told you to keep out of harmes way. Don’t cry me rivers now. You’ve got no brownie points left” the coach fumed.

“Are you talking about the incident in the spa(r)? Go look at the footage, there’s no way you could picket was me. You’re being petty. This is just like Salem Witch Hunt”

Then there was silence, like all those years ago in Wembley when David Bowey began to pray - Shaw that the audience was so quiet too that not even a sparrow could be heard. The player began to neale.

“Bullen [censored]” said the coach “Absolute  bullen [censored]. You’re not even religious”

With that the player got up and walked out the daw never to be seen again.

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    Nice work Col, no room for ‘choc brownie points’? Anyway that was a reach... keep up the word smithing 

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    Someone needs to get off the Bailey/Bayleys and have a Clayton (the drink you have when you are not having a drink) ?

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    May Day, May Day, cried Petty officer, Jack Sparrow. Ships Gawn down like a Hore's nickers!

     

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    COL, I Chuckled Out Loud!

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    Nice work. I might use this opportunity to show off my AFL Fantasy name this season: "Daw to Daw Salemsman", which had the edge over "UnbeLeverball", "Pickett Pocket", "Next Daw May-bours", "Gawn without a Trac", "Kickin' Brown the Daw", "Hunting and Traccing Sparrows" and "Hunt for the Weidepeople".

    It was a long night I spent working on these...

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    10 hours ago, Dee man said:

    Nice work. I might use this opportunity to show off my AFL Fantasy name this season: "Daw to Daw Salemsman", which had the edge over "UnbeLeverball", "Pickett Pocket", "Next Daw May-bours", "Gawn without a Trac", "Kickin' Brown the Daw", "Hunting and Traccing Sparrows" and "Hunt for the Weidepeople".

    It was a long night I spent working on these...

    You've progressed a long way from someone who came up with the identity of "Dee man".

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