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Meet the Clarry Mascot

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4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Do you reckon Max looks [censored] off because he doesn't have a Gawny mascot?


44 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Nice bit of acting.

Perhaps these guys could apply this newly found tallent to staging for free kicks?  (Yes I know the AFL has rules against that, but all our opponents and the AFL umpires pets always seem to get away with it, so if you can't beat them join them).

 

A ginger mascot! 
What a proud day for us. 

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10 hours ago, Jaded said:

A ginger mascot! 
What a proud day for us. 

I've got 3 ginger sisters and 2 ginger brothers Jaded. Ease up on the ginger baiting.

Don't forget gingers are human beings too. Well, mostly.


I WANT ONE!!!!!

3 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

I've got 3 ginger sisters and 2 ginger brothers Jaded. Ease up on the ginger baiting.

Don't forget gingers are human beings too. Well, mostly.

So you didn’t get the “proud day for us”  comment then?

11 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

I do not want to know what you would do with it.

Clearly he makes a great cup of coffee !!

9 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

I've got 3 ginger sisters and 2 ginger brothers Jaded. Ease up on the ginger baiting.

Don't forget gingers are human beings too. Well, mostly.

Norm Smith the best bloodnut ever


10 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

I've got 3 ginger sisters and 2 ginger brothers Jaded. Ease up on the ginger baiting.

Don't forget gingers are human beings too. Well, mostly.

Well that accounts for the crazy redheaded be itch I was married to for 5yrs

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