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Football commentary bloopers

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Robbo on AFL360 on Tom Lynch’s imminent move from Gold Coast to Richmond in the coming off season:-

“I think when they start spreading the contracts of Riewoldt, Rance, Cotchin ... spreading it all out, there’s movement at the station as you know, Tom Clancy said in the classics ...”

Deep stuff from the Herald Sun football editor but I hope it doesn’t rub off on Jordan Lewis. 

 

Not a blooper but probably a big fib. Woosher all week said Goddard and the club were on the same page about his future.

Today we learn that Goddard was shocked to learn that he was being delisted and totally disagreed with the decision.

Yep on the same page.

 
2 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

Did you hear Brian Taylor say someone was a “piority [censored]” yesterday!?

Yes. I thought he was describing himself.


38 minutes ago, KC from Casey said:

Robbo on AFL360 on Tom Lynch’s imminent move from Gold Coast to Richmond in the coming off season:-

“I think when they start spreading the contracts of Riewoldt, Rance, Cotchin ... spreading it all out, there’s movement at the station as you know, Tom Clancy said in the classics ...”

Deep stuff from the Herald Sun football editor but I hope it doesn’t rub off on Jordan Lewis. 

Ah Robbo. They don’t call him the dolt from Old Regret for nothing.

5 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Ah Robbo. They don’t call him the dolt from Old Regret for nothing.

Let’s change the idiots name to Banjo Robinson.

7 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Ah Robbo. They don’t call him the dolt from Old Regret for nothing.

Well the word has passed around, and joined the wild bush horses ...

 

11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Ah Robbo. They don’t call him the dolt from Old Regret for nothing.

Pure gold, this. Made my morning.

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