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Chris From Camberwell!

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Since WCW knocked back my invitation to a romantic dinner at Hooters, I'm wondering if WCW is WWC in drag.

Says he who drags his sad [censored]  around in a 5XL red n blue kaftan with matching red n blue crocs.

 
Oh and I knocked back your invitation because you. 

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    9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Since WCW knocked back my invitation to a romantic dinner at Hooters, I'm wondering if WCW is WWC in drag.

    What does this even mean?????

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    22 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Is he @WalkingCivilWarin drag?

    How exactly does one know if someone is in drag from a radio voice, or from an online forum?

    Having said that, just look at Bitter but optimistic's avatar!!!

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    56 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What does this even mean?????

    Well ... you know... I've always considered myself a bit of a SNAG. A bloke who treats sheilas right.

    Have a night out at the boozer and buy them a vodka and orange ( beer after that of course) and then ...... well off we go.

    It's all bit confusing now.  I mean ... I wear a kaftan because I'm a sensitive type - not because I'm ... well you know a bit err bent or anything.

    Well .. you know.... why would any sheila knock back a night out with Uncle Bitter..

    It's just not normal.

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    4 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

    How exactly does one know if someone is in drag from a radio voice, or from an online forum?

    Having said that, just look at Bitter but optimistic's avatar!!!

    Well who calls themselves Stiffy .... FMD

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    Entertainment on a light night

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    It’s threads like this that make me genuinely sad we have segregated the boards - the women played the best ever game last night IMO and we are in this thread… because it is on this board…

    SAD!

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    2 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    It’s threads like this that make me genuinely sad we have segregated the boards - the women played the best ever game last night IMO and we are in this thread… because it is on this board…

    SAD!

    Good point, I forgot about the AFLW board. I did like having the gameday thread on here before moving to the W board.

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    42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ... you know... I've always considered myself a bit of a SNAG. A bloke who treats sheilas right.

    Have a night out at the boozer and buy them a vodka and orange ( beer after that of course) and then ...... well off we go.

    It's all bit confusing now.  I mean ... I wear a kaftan because I'm a sensitive type - not because I'm ... well you know a bit err bent or anything.

    Well .. you know.... why would any sheila knock back a night out with Uncle Bitter..

    It's just not normal.

    SENSITIVE??? YOU???! YOU?!?!

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    20 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    It’s threads like this that make me genuinely sad we have segregated the boards - the women played the best ever game last night IMO and we are in this thread… because it is on this board…

    SAD!

    got to agree about the women's game last night. they have improved in leaps and bounds since last year, imo.  just consider their game to the blues vs filth game.....night and day.

    so, take a bow, girls....and a big pat on the back to the coach

    Edited by daisycutter

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    14 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    It’s threads like this that make me genuinely sad we have segregated the boards - the women played the best ever game last night IMO and we are in this thread… because it is on this board…

    SAD!

    Food for thought rp: maybe it’s BECAUSE our women played the best ever game last night that folks are in a lighthearted, carefree mood tonight? I know that’s the effect it’s had on me. And our Casey Dees had a great win today. It’s a quiet Saturday night and maybe some ppl need cheering up. Maybe. Just saying…

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    22 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    That was the Monday after the GF!!

    What a classic.

    Credit must be given to Dwayne who just lets him go off!

    Of course he does... switches his mic to mute and heads off for a much needed No. 2s!

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    29 minutes ago, willmoy said:

    Entertainment on a light night

    No harm in that, Willmoy. An opportunity to take one’s mind off one’s problems can pop up in the most unexpected of places, like in a footy forum for example. 💕
    Especially on a quiet night with not much conversing going on. 

    Edited by WalkingCivilWar

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Food for thought rp: maybe it’s BECAUSE our women played the best ever game last night that folks are in a lighthearted, carefree mood tonight? I know that’s the effect it’s had on me. And our Casey Dees had a great win today. It’s a quiet Saturday night and maybe some ppl need cheering up. Maybe. Just saying…

    You look for the silver lining in clouds don’t you? 

    Did you ever think that’s where the rain is? Yeah? Did ya?

    Nah, I’m with you WCW, just feel this ‘seperate but equal’ stuff is not long for the world. 

    And one massive part of the club is about to have a big 2022…

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    5 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    You look for the silver lining in clouds don’t you? 

    Did you ever think that’s where the rain is? Yeah? Did ya?

    Nah, I’m with you WCW, just feel this ‘seperate but equal’ stuff is not long for the world. 

    And one massive part of the club is about to have a big 2022…

    I don’t look for the silver lining. I don’t need to, it jumps out at me. 

    Besides, what’s wrong with rain? Personally I love when it rains. 

    And the ENTIRE Club is about to have a big 2022. ❤️💙

    And rainbows and lollipops and sunshine and unicorns, right? Right. 🥰

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    8 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    You look for the silver lining in clouds don’t you? 

    Did you ever think that’s where the rain is? Yeah? Did ya?

    Nah, I’m with you WCW, just feel this ‘seperate but equal’ stuff is not long for the world. 

    And one massive part of the club is about to have a big 2022…

    Wouldn't it be grand to have the men and the women's teams bring home the bacon this year? Maybe even the 2nds as well!

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    17 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    You look for the silver lining in clouds don’t you? 

    Did you ever think that’s where the rain is? Yeah? Did ya?

    Nah, I’m with you WCW, just feel this ‘seperate but equal’ stuff is not long for the world. 

    And one massive part of the club is about to have a big 2022…

    History in the offing. Mens, ladies and Casey flags in the one season would be cool.

    Edit: Great minds Stiffy

    Edited by Mincho Mania

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    4 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Wouldn't it be grand to have the men and the women's teams bring home the bacon this year? Maybe even the 2nds as well!

    Speaking on behalf of those very intelligent warm blooded mammals we call pigs, I find this statement both objectionable and offensive.

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    24 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Dont be such a swine!

    Don’t drink so much wine? 

    It’s his favourite!

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Speaking on behalf of those very intelligent warm blooded mammals we call pigs, I find this statement both objectionable and offensive.

    I find it offensive also.

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