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The Pontiac Potato and Turn-it-up Trade Thread

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In order to condense the threads on (ludicrous) trade suggestions and/or DFA nominations, how about we lob all the spuds in here?

Let me get the ball rolling:

I hear Brandon Jack has been delisted; or

Peg Leg Zac Clarke might be worth a shot;

Keegan Brookesby anyone;

Maybe we could trade Wattsy for Rhys Stanley.

Feel free to nominate your own random useless or past-it player and thank you for your efforts to streamline the board

 

 

7 minutes ago, McQueen said:

 

Sounds like he wants footy rumours though Macca.....

 
24 minutes ago, willmoy said:

Sounds like he wants footy rumours though Macca.....

It’s not footy but here’s a Rumour.rumer-willis-fights-back-against-photosh

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6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It’s not footy but here’s a Rumour.rumer-willis-fights-back-against-photosh

Is that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter? If so I think she has a brother or sister, called Scout.

11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter? If so I think she has a brother or sister, called Scout.

A sister, i couldn’t post a photo of her because she seems to be allergic to bras. 

33 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

A sister, i couldn’t post a photo of her because she seems to be allergic to bras. 

Indeed..

 
1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

A sister, i couldn’t post a photo of her because she seems to be allergic to bras. 

:rolleyes::goody:

Right, I’ll bite here @Roger Mellie- I presume you’re frustrated at the ‘moronic/underwhelming ‘ options that people have put forward in another thread as discussion points rather than focusing on legitimate trades as designated by your good self? So part of your schtick is to do a mellie version of a name and shame board? You sir, have made my weekend.


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12 minutes ago, Danelska said:

Right, I’ll bite here @Roger Mellie- I presume you’re frustrated at the ‘moronic/underwhelming ‘ options that people have put forward in another thread as discussion points rather than focusing on legitimate trades as designated by your good self? So part of your schtick is to do a mellie version of a name and shame board? You sir, have made my weekend.

It happens every year Dan, although I don't think you should quote me as saying 'moronic' etc if I didn't use it the word. 

I'm happy with the crickets - it's been 7 hours and no threads on Jarrad Grant (for example). Mission accomplished....and happy to light up your weekend

Don’t worry RM, the bloke potting you is the same one that reckons he drank 34 large Bintang beers in one session a few months back.  That’s the equivalent of 37 pints. Either “moronic” or full of sh!t.  I suspect the latter.

Back to your topic, Gibson from North worth more than a cursory glance.

  • 2 weeks later...

Wasn't sure of the right place to post this tweet from Cale Morton. Nice sense of self-deprecating humour:

 

Remembering the ultimate 'mega-trade'

 

On this day 5 years ago I was part of the mega trade which saw David Rodan get to Melbourne, pick 88 to PA and myself to WC.

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