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If (When) we beat Port Adelaide i will.....

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On 21/07/2017 at 11:55 AM, McQueen said:

I've already started the texting with my good PA supporting mate, Dave. He's provided some gold over the years so hopefully come tomorrows final siren we're in front.

"Tipping the Dee's tomorrow mate"?

Dave: "Tipping them to get pumped. We play the G better than your mob."

Now it's just a matter of waiting.... and hoping... and then.... unloading.

I'm guessing Dave must be in a bad signal area. I've sent a few texts this arvo but haven't had a response.

It's a good thing I'll see him at footy training on Wednesday night.

 
5 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

True to my word. Welcome to our newest Life Member Mogwai. Do not feed him after midnight. 

Thanks @Demonland!...as a gesture of my gratitude I will make a $60 donation to a charity of your choice (alternatively I can just donate it to Demonland). Let me know.

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I was going to troll the PA board on bigfooty, but geez, they make us look stable after a loss. I tiptoed out of that room trying hard not to make eye contact. Poor buggers. I might even feel sorry for them if they followed a real team with a real history.

 
On 21/07/2017 at 8:36 PM, DaisyDeeciple said:

So I arrive in Paris on Sunday, (going to watch the Midnight Oil show-super excited to see the last last tour) will watch the replay with a very new Melbourne member.

Lucky Bastard!!!!

16 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Lucky Bastard!!!!

By two SWYL.


1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Lucky Bastard!!!!

So the new French Demons(paid up member) fan has promised not much sleep...

On ‎7‎/‎22‎/‎2017 at 5:33 PM, picket fence said:

Well Uncle just name time, place and er any other requirements! Cheers PF

Simple picket. Just buzz  the security gates.

Then drop off your missus and a few decent shiraz ......... and pizz off.

She'll have the time of her life.

 
2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Simple picket. Just buzz  the security gates.

Then drop off your missus and a few decent shiraz ......... and pizz off.

She'll have the time of her life.

Certainly a night she won't forget, for better or worse

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Certainly a night she won't forget, for better or worse

Actually, memory-loss is a fairly common side effect of rohypnol.


2 hours ago, Demonland said:

Reach seems like the appropriate organisation. Cheers. 

Done!  

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So I saw the Oils at the Olympia in Paris, they played everything I wanted to hear, pretty fit bunch of 60 somethings. (It was funny the age of the crowd - plenty of receding hairline or no hair and glasses ;-) ) and had a pretty stella time for the rest of the stay all though I must say it is a 4 qtr effort keeping up with the French.

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