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Player nicknames

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Pig Hibberd

Porter McDonald

Killer Watts

Nut Harmes

Need some more creative for the new boys I think

 

I always thought Nibbler was named for his resemblance to the Futurama character. 

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Cam Pedersen= The Bear


Yeah I call Pedersen PedoBear.

Garland I call Judy, heard that one at games too.

Heard People call Kent, Clark.

Hogan - Hulk

I myself call Viney, Tank.

Billy is just Billy to me

Also just add O's to their names, that works as well as Y's

 

22 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Yeah I call Pedersen PedoBear.

Garland I call Judy, heard that one at games too.

Heard People call Kent, Clark.

Hogan - Hulk

I myself call Viney, Tank.

Billy is just Billy to me

Also just add O's to their names, that works as well as Y's

 

As I recall when that photographer guy who sold his soul to the Cats was on our list, some felt that between the two they would make a Superman type forward line. 

2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Yeah I call Pedersen PedoBear.

Garland I call Judy, heard that one at games too.

Heard People call Kent, Clark.

Hogan - Hulk

I myself call Viney, Tank.

Billy is just Billy to me

Also just add O's to their names, that works as well as Y's

 

Thought Garland was called Humphrey by his teammates?  Due to his minimal talk.

Nibbler is a shortened version from Nibbling, which is what Neale Bullen sounds like if you say 5 times fast.

 
23 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well you will love post 15 above then.

Sorry Post 15. doesn't mention any thing about "killer" or am I missing something?

Is Salem called Salo?  I've used it, but not sure if I heard it elsewhere or just blurted it out over a few too many beers at a game.   If it catches on from nowhere, then I'm happy to take the credit.

Otherwise, I'm sad to report the nick 'ABN', as an alternative nick for Nibbler, sadly died before the end of last season,


Salem gets called sarge apparently ever since the military boot camp they did when he knocked himself out with a brick falling from his backpack and hitting him in the back of the head. Harmes they call the nut no idea why and the cp5 thing for petracca he calls himself because he's copied it from Kevin Durant calling himself KD8, he goes for okc in the NBA but now kd plays for golden state. 

Edited by Soprano66

On 16/01/2017 at 4:39 PM, Demon_spurs said:

Sorry Post 15. doesn't mention any thing about "killer" or am I missing something?

Intentional or not, it ended up being a pun. As in, you found his nickname 'killer', in the vernacular sense, ergo you would enjoy reading post 15 which also claimed to enjoy several lame nicknames.

Clear as mud?

Aside from KillaWatts I think it's Gerald Healy who quite painfully refers to Watts as 'High Voltage'.

Cringe

Doesn't Harmes get called Chompers too?

 

Edited by AzzKikA

10 hours ago, Soprano66 said:

Salem gets called sarge apparently ever since the military boot camp they did when he knocked himself out with a brick falling from his backpack and hitting him in the back of the head. Harmes they call the nut no idea why and the cp5 thing for petracca he calls himself because he's copied it from Kevin Durant calling himself KD8, he goes for okc in the NBA but now kd plays for golden state. 

I believe it was based on CP3 (Chris Paul) KD(number) is Durant's shoe line there are also KD9s

Edited by ArtificialWisdom


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