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Dave Misson

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Was mentioned on the radio the other day that we're heavily into an ex-AFL player turned sports scientist, but I can't remember who it was. One of Ricciuto's mates I think they said.

Brett Burton who just got sacked from Brisbane after overseeing a terrible run of injuries? No thanks if it's him.

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    Was mentioned on the radio the other day that we're heavily into an ex-AFL player turned sports scientist, but I can't remember who it was. One of Ricciuto's mates I think they said.

    Brett Burton??

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    Way back in the Daniher era the sports psychologist was sacked: don't know if they have been replaced.

    It may well be more a matter of mental strength than physical.

    The evidence base for the paleo experiment still eludes me.

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    Mono, the Daniher-era sports psych persisted into Bailey's tenure. He was head-hunted by Al Clarkson ans has been at Hawthorn (AFAIK) ever since (mid-2008 on).

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    What about Kim Jong um whats his name?

    Anyone who can get multiple Holes in one when he never has picked up a Golf club

    Surely can get our blokes in "Premium" Condition"?

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    Brett Burton who just got sacked from Brisbane after overseeing a terrible run of injuries? No thanks if it's him.

    Yeah, that was the guy.

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    What about Kim Jong um whats his name?

    Anyone who can get multiple Holes in one when he never has picked up a Golf club

    Surely can get our blokes in "Premium" Condition"?

    That blokes dead now Pickett. And good riddance too.

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    Can you teach acceleration or speed?

    I'm also not sure there's enough evidence to know we have worse endurance.

    On the smaller muscles point though, I agree entirely. For years and years our players have looked smaller/skinnier/weaker than their opponents.

    That's because most of our players are children

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