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My 3 word player analysis v Essendon

Parma
in Melbourne Demons

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Vince- Best and fairest

Mcdonald- Good both ends

Jones- battled all day

Cross- keeps on giving

Gawn- Number one ruckman

Tyson- Looked non interested

Vandenberg- solid game back

Watts- In and out

Howe- needs to commit

garland- thrice brushed off

Jetta- Regaining some touch

Hogan-lacked usual effort

Lumumba- please stop blazing

Dawes- possible trade bait

Viney- a real trier

Brayshaw- looked abit tired

Garlett- Good work defensively

Harmes- not ready yet

Neal Bullen- needs another preseason

Stretch- needs another preseason

Dunn- tried all day

Kennedy Harris-wait and see

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    I could really go a parma today. Mood food.

    Thought about it before the game at the pub with BBO. He went the vegetarian option. I went the manly burger instead. Typical really....

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    This team sucks the life out of you and there were so many red and blue scarves there today who may never go again such was the crap dished up.

    They

    Cannot hit targets!

    Cannot kick straight!

    Play dumb footy!

    Bomb to forwards!

    Will not run!

    Over rate themselves!

    Have no composure!

    and constantly

    Break our hearts

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    Vince- Best and fairest

    Mcdonald- Good both ends

    Jones- battled all day

    Cross- keeps on giving

    Gawn- Number one ruckman

    Tyson- Looked non interested

    Vandenberg- solid game back

    Watts- In and out

    Howe- needs to commit

    garland- thrice brushed off

    Jetta- Regaining some touch

    Hogan-lacked usual effort

    Lumumba- please stop blazing

    Dawes- possible trade bait

    Viney- a real trier

    Brayshaw- looked abit tired

    Garlett- Good work defensively

    Harmes- not ready yet

    Neal Bullen- needs another preseason

    Stretch- needs another preseason

    Dunn- tried all day

    Kennedy Harris-wait and see

    Mc Donald was extremely poor today! Towelled up by Daniher early, then when the game depended on it missed two out of three very gettable goals! One from 35 meters out! where distance was beyond him!

    Huge disappointment, appointment at the trade table beckons!

    Watts continues to excite and improve!

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    MFC mids- lower your eyes

    Jeremy howe- commit or casey

    Christian Salem- hurry back please

    Max Gawn- great effort maxy

    Paul Roos- out coached again

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    hogan - looked completely disinterested

    n jones - keeps putting in

    watts - still can't tackle

    dawes - continues to disappoint

    viney - still can't kick

    lumumba - should be dropped

    brayshaw - shouldn't have played

    gawn - an outstanding performance

    tyson - couldn't get going

    dunn - some ordinary decisions

    stretch - looked completely knackered

    cross - tried, but average

    garland - doesn't do enough

    vince - greatest recruit ever?

    jkh - subbed too late

    t mcdonald - shocking til moved

    anb - didn't get going

    garlett - soundly beaten today

    vandenberg - looked rusty early

    howe - better as defender

    jetta - best small defender

    harmes - had little impact

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    Mc Donald : Tried too hard

    Watts : Best jogger outthere

    Vandenberg : has some grunt

    Lamumba : bombs too much

    Tyson: bombs too much

    Gawn : taps too close

    Gawn: now holding marks

    Forwards : Shift aiming points

    Forwards : need helmets

    Forwards: get on bike

    Brayshaw: Suffering and tired ( but tried)

    Viney : work on disposal

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    Mc Donald was extremely poor today! Towelled up by Daniher early, then when the game depended on it missed two out of three very gettable goals! One from 35 meters out! where distance was beyond him!

    Huge disappointment, appointment at the trade table beckons!

    Watts continues to excite and improve!

    Cant blame Mcdonald for shots on goal, he is not a forward, Watts, Dawes and 2nd rond draft pick for Dangerfield

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    N.Jones - prolific, not damaging

    Dunn - continued excellent season

    Hogan - was comprehensively pantsed

    Watts - surprisingly costly disposal

    Dawes - plays like Jane

    Viney - great tagging game

    Lumumba - solid and reliable

    Brayshaw - lacked customary flair

    Gawn - fantastic first half

    Tyson - lethargic front runner

    Stretch - was rarely sighted

    Cross - becoming a liability

    Garland - costly abysmal disposal

    Vince - continues to impress

    Kennedy-Harris - made no impression

    McDonald - both end blunders

    Neal-Bullen - no heroics today

    Garlett - tried but failed

    Howe - won't be missed

    Jetta - was rarely sighted

    vandenBerg - needed the run

    Harmes - was totally lost

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    Saw many of those quite differently but always enjoy

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