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I'm getting a vision that the cats can see the end of their 9 live Era, & are desperate to claw back the slide.

could it be that they have gently put claws into LHenderson & the Dangermouse ? if not the Mouse then a keen surfer maybe?

who do you think they will put the bite on?

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& those Pyes in the sky. surly Eddie won't let things slip too far before he gets up others noses?

he'll be into Giants & Suns, & no doubt a birds eye view on the Lions below, wanting to keep them down by a decent wingspan. & he hasn't forgotten Lethals bunch, feasting on e'ds pies in the early part of the noorghties.... he'll be out for fresh carrion.

& the good shepherd mnm better watch over his depressed flock as well.

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who else would be in the trade pipelines, & f/a's.

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    Are you on the drugs that killed River Pheonix?

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    cocaine is a helluva drug,

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    I'm getting a vision that the cats can see the end of their 9 live Era, & are desperate to claw back the slide.

    could it be that they have gently put claws into LHenderson & the Dangermouse ? if not the Mouse then a keen surfer maybe?

    who do you think they will put the bite on?

    ......................................

    & those Pyes in the sky. surly Eddie won't let things slip too far before he gets up others noses?

    he'll be into Giants & Suns, & no doubt a birds eye view on the Lions below, wanting to keep them down by a decent wingspan. & he hasn't forgotten Lethals bunch, feasting on e'ds pies in the early part of the noorghties.... he'll be out for fresh carrion.

    & the good shepherd mnm better watch over his depressed flock as well.

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    who else would be in the trade pipelines, & f/a's.

    that you ENYAW?

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    Have you seen the training thread?????

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    Are you on the drugs that killed River Pheonix?

    I thought somebody stabbed River Phoenix. Or was that just in that movie?

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    Wow.

    Just

    Wow.

    I'm having what he's having.

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    Have you seen the training thread?????

    no I haven't read it. and I hadn't seen the papers either.

    but I went out for 'a coffee & toasted sanger' late this afternoon, & saw the hun then.

    have I missed something else? I don't read about other clubs any more. except when they smack you in the face as you open the page.

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    I think Dangers will be a cat in 2016. As for the other stuff, I would need a bag of shrooms to get on the same page and accurately decifer those prophecies.

    My own prophecies for us: Howe will be expensive to retain and may become a demon rival, and it is a bad year to be out of contract at the dees if you don't make 10 or more senior appearances this season.

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    My prediction is more AFL related.

    Somewhere after the next TV right deal the AFL will reduce the competition to a 16 team comp. 2 Victorian teams will go or 4 will be merged.

    The teams to go will be the teams not meeting AFL KPI's 1/ Membership Numbers 2/ Crowd Sizes 3/ TV Ratings.

    We will return to a 20 round comp + finals or a 6 month season. The AFLPA will accept this in conjunction with healthy wage rises to compensate for the loss of 2 clubs.

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    that you ENYAW?

    nup...

    IMO Cats would like :- Henderson, Dangermouse or Sloane

    IMO Pies would like :- Aish, Dangermouse, Shiel,

    IMO Blues would like :- just as many changes as they can deal, to change out their rotten culture.

    I feel Yarran & others may be on a move. maybe we could do a swap with Yarran & Watts.

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    well, in the 60's a ffag was a cigarette...

    cant*

    can't** :)

    cant1
    [kant]
    noun
    1.
    insincere, especially conventional expressions of enthusiasm for highideals, goodness, or piety.
    2.
    the private language of the underworld.
    3.
    the phraseology peculiar to a particular class, party, profession, etc.:
    the cant of the fashion industry.
    4.
    whining or singsong speech, especially of beggars.
    verb (used without object)
    5.
    to talk hypocritically.
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    to speak in the whining or singsong tone of a beggar; beg.
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