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footy prophecies

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I'm getting a vision that the cats can see the end of their 9 live Era, & are desperate to claw back the slide.

could it be that they have gently put claws into LHenderson & the Dangermouse ? if not the Mouse then a keen surfer maybe?

who do you think they will put the bite on?

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& those Pyes in the sky. surly Eddie won't let things slip too far before he gets up others noses?

he'll be into Giants & Suns, & no doubt a birds eye view on the Lions below, wanting to keep them down by a decent wingspan. & he hasn't forgotten Lethals bunch, feasting on e'ds pies in the early part of the noorghties.... he'll be out for fresh carrion.

& the good shepherd mnm better watch over his depressed flock as well.

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who else would be in the trade pipelines, & f/a's.

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    Are you on the drugs that killed River Pheonix?

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    cocaine is a helluva drug,

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    I'm getting a vision that the cats can see the end of their 9 live Era, & are desperate to claw back the slide.

    could it be that they have gently put claws into LHenderson & the Dangermouse ? if not the Mouse then a keen surfer maybe?

    who do you think they will put the bite on?

    ......................................

    & those Pyes in the sky. surly Eddie won't let things slip too far before he gets up others noses?

    he'll be into Giants & Suns, & no doubt a birds eye view on the Lions below, wanting to keep them down by a decent wingspan. & he hasn't forgotten Lethals bunch, feasting on e'ds pies in the early part of the noorghties.... he'll be out for fresh carrion.

    & the good shepherd mnm better watch over his depressed flock as well.

    .....................................

    who else would be in the trade pipelines, & f/a's.

    that you ENYAW?

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    Have you seen the training thread?????

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    Are you on the drugs that killed River Pheonix?

    I thought somebody stabbed River Phoenix. Or was that just in that movie?

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    Wow.

    Just

    Wow.

    I'm having what he's having.

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    Have you seen the training thread?????

    no I haven't read it. and I hadn't seen the papers either.

    but I went out for 'a coffee & toasted sanger' late this afternoon, & saw the hun then.

    have I missed something else? I don't read about other clubs any more. except when they smack you in the face as you open the page.

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    I think Dangers will be a cat in 2016. As for the other stuff, I would need a bag of shrooms to get on the same page and accurately decifer those prophecies.

    My own prophecies for us: Howe will be expensive to retain and may become a demon rival, and it is a bad year to be out of contract at the dees if you don't make 10 or more senior appearances this season.

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    My prediction is more AFL related.

    Somewhere after the next TV right deal the AFL will reduce the competition to a 16 team comp. 2 Victorian teams will go or 4 will be merged.

    The teams to go will be the teams not meeting AFL KPI's 1/ Membership Numbers 2/ Crowd Sizes 3/ TV Ratings.

    We will return to a 20 round comp + finals or a 6 month season. The AFLPA will accept this in conjunction with healthy wage rises to compensate for the loss of 2 clubs.

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    that you ENYAW?

    nup...

    IMO Cats would like :- Henderson, Dangermouse or Sloane

    IMO Pies would like :- Aish, Dangermouse, Shiel,

    IMO Blues would like :- just as many changes as they can deal, to change out their rotten culture.

    I feel Yarran & others may be on a move. maybe we could do a swap with Yarran & Watts.

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    well, in the 60's a ffag was a cigarette...

    cant*

    can't** :)

    cant1
    [kant]
    noun
    1.
    insincere, especially conventional expressions of enthusiasm for highideals, goodness, or piety.
    2.
    the private language of the underworld.
    3.
    the phraseology peculiar to a particular class, party, profession, etc.:
    the cant of the fashion industry.
    4.
    whining or singsong speech, especially of beggars.
    verb (used without object)
    5.
    to talk hypocritically.
    6.
    to speak in the whining or singsong tone of a beggar; beg.
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