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In an uncertain world, I am reassured by the certainty of your being common dc .

thankyou bbo, as always a true gentleman

how is your epithany coming on at the training camp?

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    You are if you want me to agree it's a problem.

    I have I een the more verbose and dim members on here say it a handful of times in the last decade, have not seen it recently and would make the person know it BS if I did.

    The only thing that has come close recently would be when opposition teenage supporters troll the site during trade week and some on here question the veracity of a one post supporter claiming Nathan Jones is off to Essendon...

    Well I guess it's a good thing that I don't care whether you agree with me or not. You should know by now that I don't care if I'm right or wrong, I just say stuff.

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    I've always thought we needed more quality than quantity.

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    just the foibles of a common man et

    To quote Chopper Read: Beethoven had his critics too. See if you can name three of them. That's right! You can't!

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    just the foibles of a common man et

    attract more,,,, maybe more Fan fare, Fair for the common man ?

    ;)

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    QED

    Thanks Daisy. I'm touched that you have come around and now consider me a Quotable and Eloquent Demonlander.
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    Thanks Daisy. I'm touched that you have come around and now consider me a Quotable and Eloquent Demonlander.

    well if stubbornness or ignorance were a virtue you'd be a saint, colin :lol:

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    well if stubbornness or ignorance were a virtue you'd be a saint, colin :lol:

    Maybe the QED you stated had nothing to do with the mathematical/philosophical concept, maybe it stands for:

    Quite Egomaniacal Daisycutter.

    How is life out there in chardonnay country?

    Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

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    Spewmante country at best!

    Now that is an effort to get behind. Let's start a change.org petition to get the ball rolling:

    Change Burwood's name to Spewmante Country.

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    Come to think of it. This kind of waffle is probably a good reason why lurkers don't become regular posters.

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    Spewmante country at best!

    neither, gentlemen

    burwood is undergoing a rapid ethnic cleansing of the greeks and other lesser ethnics

    the asiatics are ruthless and relentless. they don't have time for bourgeois boozing

    besides, burwood is still dry

    the hipsters of the inner north and willy should take note.....they are on borrowed time

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    neither, gentlemen

    burwood is undergoing a rapid ethnic cleansing of the greeks and other lesser ethnics

    the asiatics are ruthless and relentless. they don't have time for bourgeois boozing

    besides, burwood is still dry

    the hipsters of the inner north and willy should take note.....they are on borrowed time

    I wish there were a pub out where I am at. There is the Boathouse on Raleigh Road which is 20 mins away by foot (preferable after a decent session) but it's full of plastic fantastic bimbos and blokes suffering from roid rage.

    There is always the Waterloo Cup down the road from that (I dropped in for a quiet ale for the first time in seven years not long ago). Alas it was lacking.

    Anyway, enough of this load of cobblers. We may as well rename Demonland 'The No T$ No BS board' if threads continue to descend into farces such as this.

    Edit: Not the Boathouse, the Angler's Tavern.

    Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

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    I wish there were a pub out where I am at. There is the Boathouse on Raleigh Road which is 20 mins away by foot (preferable after a decent session) but it's full of plastic fantastic bimbos and blokes suffering from roid rage.

    There is always the Waterloo Cup down the road from that (I dropped in for a quiet ale for the first time in seven years not long ago). Alas it was lacking.

    Anyway, enough of this load of cobblers. We may as well rename Demonland 'The No T$ No BS board' if threads continue to descend into farces such as this.

    what do you expect in bomber land, colin?

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    I wish there were a pub out where I am at. There is the Boathouse on Raleigh Road which is 20 mins away by foot (preferable after a decent session) but it's full of plastic fantastic bimbos and blokes suffering from roid rage.

    There is always the Waterloo Cup down the road from that (I dropped in for a quiet ale for the first time in seven years not long ago). Alas it was lacking.

    Anyway, enough of this load of cobblers. We may as well rename Demonland 'The No T$ No BS board' if threads continue to descend into farces such as this.

    I thought you were advocating a Demonland pub crawl for a minute there ... :)

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    As someone who has only read this forum for a long time, you could all stop sniping at each other! I have never posted until now because I don't want to be taken apart for saying the "wrong thing". I am a new Demon supporter, because a family member is in the team, I am overseas and this is the best way to find out all the news. Interesting threads go way off track because too many people take offence to differing opinions. It is ok to have differing opinions, it is not necessary to crap on and on hoping to get everyone thinking the same way as you, or knocking them for thinking differently. Quite frankly some of you are just plain nasty.

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    As someone who has only read this forum for a long time, you could all stop sniping at each other! I have never posted until now because I don't want to be taken apart for saying the "wrong thing". I am a new Demon supporter, because a family member is in the team, I am overseas and this is the best way to find out all the news. Interesting threads go way off track because too many people take offence to differing opinions. It is ok to have differing opinions, it is not necessary to crap on and on hoping to get everyone thinking the same way as you, or knocking them for thinking differently. Quite frankly some of you are just plain nasty.

    If your wonderfully negative first post is indicative of your usual attitude then you should fit in nicely.

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    As someone who has only read this forum for a long time, you could all stop sniping at each other! I have never posted until now because I don't want to be taken apart for saying the "wrong thing". I am a new Demon supporter, because a family member is in the team, I am overseas and this is the best way to find out all the news. Interesting threads go way off track because too many people take offence to differing opinions. It is ok to have differing opinions, it is not necessary to crap on and on hoping to get everyone thinking the same way as you, or knocking them for thinking differently. Quite frankly some of you are just plain nasty.

    Welcome.

    Pull us up on it. When posters have said something reprehensible - let them know, when we are crapping on, point it out.

    The best posters on here don't involve themselves in the above, and don't deserve to be lumped in to the worst excesses of a few idiots.

    Please post more, ignore those you find nasty (literally using the Ignore function in your profile) and contribute to this mess.

    Again, welcome to Demonland - in more ways than one.

    Once you are a Melbourne supporter - there is no escape...(new slogan?)

    Edited by rpfc

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    burwood is undergoing a rapid ethnic cleansing of the greeks and other lesser ethnics

    Join me in Oakleigh - oupa !

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    As someone who has only read this forum for a long time, you could all stop sniping at each other! I have never posted until now because I don't want to be taken apart for saying the "wrong thing". I am a new Demon supporter, because a family member is in the team, I am overseas and this is the best way to find out all the news. Interesting threads go way off track because too many people take offence to differing opinions. It is ok to have differing opinions, it is not necessary to crap on and on hoping to get everyone thinking the same way as you, or knocking them for thinking differently. Quite frankly some of you are just plain nasty.

    Welcome aboard. We hope you stay a Demon not just for a good time, but for a long time.

    Just in case you're not familiar with the site, you can place posters who annoy you because of their nastiness or any other reason (such as general inanity) on "Ignore". Just go to the top of the screen and select Manage Preferences (or something like that).

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