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The Josh Kennedy Revelation

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That being said I simply cannot see Sydney or Kennedy accepting an offer from us. There is just no reason for a team or player in a premiership window to take that deal.

$$'s can change everyones view of the world, he could also be missing Melbourne or family. From a sydney point of view loosing Kennedy will give them some salary cap and possible help them getting their Cola addiction under control so that they can trade next year and of course there is the advantage of Sydney picking up 2 of 2014's top draft picks with maybe a 23 pick chucked as a tip. All handy stuff as they are not allowed to trade in any new talent.

 

Who needs the Oracle when you have the Uncle? Cheers for warm welcome fellas/shielas

Looking at your avatar I'm guessing your Picket Fence.

Love Big Juice Newton, 2007 Mark of the year, 2014 SANFL premiership player, future hall of famer and current panty dropper

Just quickly back to the topic at hand, you will be surprised with the deal we have put together

 

Who needs the Oracle when you have the Uncle? Cheers for warm welcome fellas/shielas

Love Big Juice Newton, 2007 Mark of the year, 2014 SANFL premiership player, future hall of famer and current panty dropper

Just quickly back to the topic at hand, you will be surprised with the deal we have put together

Love to hear more uncle but I have to go .... late supper with a "niece"!

I tweeted peter Ryan and

@jamza18 Melbourne has told me categorically it is not happening


Does that trade involve juice newton?

I have anxiety from all this.

Gonna go do something less stressful, like pack a suitcase or rob a bank.

who's handing out the "lollies" ??

 

Who needs the Oracle when you have the Uncle? Cheers for warm welcome fellas/shielas

Love Big Juice Newton, 2007 Mark of the year, 2014 SANFL premiership player, future hall of famer and current panty dropper

Just quickly back to the topic at hand, you will be surprised with the deal we have put together

I wait with bated breath..(or is that baited?? Oh no I didn't!)

Just quickly back to the topic at hand, you will be surprised with the deal we have put together

Which is suppose to be?????


Put this thread to rest now. Your welcome fellow demonlanders

Does that trade involve juice newton?

Juice for Buddy, straight swap.

I tweeted peter Ryan and

@jamza18 Melbourne has told me categorically it is not happening

I've never used twitter so have no idea who that came from or what it means or what it's referring to.

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why is it.....that only as the hours tick down do newly ascribed members appear with 'magnificent' news ??

providence ???

I've never used twitter so have no idea who that came from or what it means or what it's referring to.

You are so out of the loop Ethan,

get hip bro#@NFI.


Love to hear more uncle but I have to go .... late supper with a "niece"!

Lucky you

who's handing out the "lollies" ??

I'm a chocolate man myself, in case you were wondering ;)

Which is suppose to be?????

All in due time Big OX

anyone that thunks Paul Roos and co would give up picks 2 and 3 for Kennedy obviously has no faith in Roos and co

Who needs the Oracle when you have the Uncle? Cheers for warm welcome fellas/shielas

Love Big Juice Newton, 2007 Mark of the year, 2014 SANFL premiership player, future hall of famer and current panty dropper

Just quickly back to the topic at hand, you will be surprised with the deal we have put together

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I have anxiety from all this.

Gonna go do something less stressful, like pack a suitcase or rob a bank.

Usually those activities are what our players do.

why is it.....that only as the hours tick down do newly ascribed members appear with 'magnificent' news ??

providence ???

We don't all have time to submit 23k posts BB!


I tweeted peter Ryan and

@jamza18 Melbourne has told me categorically it is not happening

What, do you expect them to say to a journo? "Yeah Pete, you caught us. We are trading for Kennedy. Here's the story, you can announce it before we do. That's why we've kept it secret throughout the whole trade period - so you can have the glory of reporting it"

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Love to hear more uncle but I have to go .... late supper with a "niece"!

You are twisted BBO, I don't know why I laughed at your post, but I am finding your posts more entertaining than everything that is not happening this trade period.

Call me glass half empty but you lot are delusional thinking Kennedy, Danger etc would waste their careers at this basket case club.

It ain't gonna happen so stop hyperventilating over all this speculation...

 

We don't all have time to submit 23k posts BB!

He was less prolific up until the gold fish died.He really loved that fish.

Has Kennedy still got that weird tippy-toes run-up when he lines up for goal?


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