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Patrick Dangerfield

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One of the two on facebook reporting the big news for demons is now trying to say its Christiansen. Downer...

I actually went out today and didnt check any updates on the hope that when I return there would be massive news.

I don't know why I listen to this stuff. It's like when I was in grade 2 and a school friend convinced me that Punky Brewster lived in the next street. Time to tune out until next Friday.

 

One of the two on facebook reporting the big news for demons is now trying to say its Christiansen. Downer...

I actually went out today and didnt check any updates on the hope that when I return there would be massive news.

That will ruin my Christmas.

As an avid fisherman I have been enjoying the fishing puns. Although I must have missed the post that originally tied them to Danger, so please explain.

I hope to see others whiting some more soon. The lack of MFC activity during trade week is giving me a flathead.

 

As an avid fisherman I have been enjoying the fishing puns. Although I must have missed the post that originally tied them to Danger, so please explain.

I hope to see others whiting some more soon. The lack of MFC activity during trade week is giving me a flathead.

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As an avid fisherman I have been enjoying the fishing puns. Although I must have missed the post that originally tied them to Danger, so please explain.

I hope to see others whiting some more soon. The lack of MFC activity during trade week is giving me a flathead.

yesterday post of news of a 'Big Fish' coming soon, I think was the catalyst.

after all that has happened this year, & last weeks sad news, & this weeks non event let the cork out, imo.

I haven't been paying attention to social media today, so i'm assuming Patty has already done a video on our website in the club polo?

 

I haven't been paying attention to social media today, so i'm assuming Patty has already done a video on our website in the club polo?

It was accidentally uploaded and was quickly removed.

I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

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WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

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Dangerfield, 24, said the success of dual club player and current Demon Cameron Pederson was key to his decision to defect to Jolimont.


“Every player plays footy to try and win a premiership and be in a successful side and that’s what I see here at Melbourne,” the All-Australian midfielder said.


“Pedo has had some good luck coming here from the Kangaroos two years running for two seasons, that’s a pretty good strike rate.”


I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

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WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

oh god, here we go, cue the 'THE RORY SLOANE THREAD'.

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oh god, here we go, cure the 'THE RORY SLOANE THREAD'.

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I think the implication would be that Danger is joining us and the AFC/MFC rivalry begins... Sloane ain't coming here.


Clearly this is all an elaborate, league-wide smokescreen orchestrated entirely by PJ and PR to hide their real target: Tom Scully.

I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

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WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

Fairly safe to say the blokes a surfer and is referring to be included in the surf venture next year...

He's not 12 years old, going on social media saying something along the lines of "you stole my best mate Danger....you're gonna get bashed!"

Fairly safe to say the blokes a surfer and is referring to be included in the surf venture next year...

He's not 12 years old, going on social media saying something along the lines of "you stole my best mate Danger....you're gonna get bashed!"

T'was a nice dream while it lasted.

Surfing, they are talking about surfing.


Fairly safe to say the blokes a surfer and is referring to be included in the surf venture next year...

He's not 12 years old, going on social media saying something along the lines of "you stole my best mate Danger....you're gonna get bashed!"

yes mate, we know.

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I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

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WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

ok whos gonna make the Rory Sloane thread?

yes mate, we know. uh-oh-its-the-fun-police-gif.gif

This thread has broken through the fields that divide fun and fact.

I have fallen victim.

 

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