One of the two on facebook reporting the big news for demons is now trying to say its Christiansen. Downer...

I actually went out today and didnt check any updates on the hope that when I return there would be massive news.

That will ruin my Christmas.

As an avid fisherman I have been enjoying the fishing puns. Although I must have missed the post that originally tied them to Danger, so please explain.

I hope to see others whiting some more soon. The lack of MFC activity during trade week is giving me a flathead.

Shhh Nasher obviously can't catch fish and has got the dads about it.

As an avid fisherman I have been enjoying the fishing puns. Although I must have missed the post that originally tied them to Danger, so please explain.

I hope to see others whiting some more soon. The lack of MFC activity during trade week is giving me a flathead.

As an avid fisherman I have been enjoying the fishing puns. Although I must have missed the post that originally tied them to Danger, so please explain.

I hope to see others whiting some more soon. The lack of MFC activity during trade week is giving me a flathead.

yesterday post of news of a 'Big Fish' coming soon, I think was the catalyst.

after all that has happened this year, & last weeks sad news, & this weeks non event let the cork out, imo.

Stop. Next fish pun gets the thread closed. It was funny for the first 5 pages, if I'm generous.

Some of us come here for our dose of lies, innuendo and non-events you know!

I concur. After the events of the past few days, no Fish, no Chips.

Time to get back on topic.

I haven't been paying attention to social media today, so i'm assuming Patty has already done a video on our website in the club polo?

I haven't been paying attention to social media today, so i'm assuming Patty has already done a video on our website in the club polo?

It was accidentally uploaded and was quickly removed.

I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

Edited October 8, 201411 yr by Lamashtu

Dangerfield, 24, said the success of dual club player and current Demon Cameron Pederson was key to his decision to defect to Jolimont.

“Every player plays footy to try and win a premiership and be in a successful side and that’s what I see here at Melbourne,” the All-Australian midfielder said.

“Pedo has had some good luck coming here from the Kangaroos two years running for two seasons, that’s a pretty good strike rate.”

I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

oh god, here we go, cue the 'THE RORY SLOANE THREAD'.

Edited October 8, 201411 yr by The Song Formerly Known As

oh god, here we go, cure the 'THE RORY SLOANE THREAD'.

I think the implication would be that Danger is joining us and the AFC/MFC rivalry begins... Sloane ain't coming here.

This too much.

I have a job people. I need answers.

I think the implication would be that Danger is joining us and the AFC/MFC rivalry begins... Sloane ain't coming here.

said after in response by Nathan Jones;

nathan2jones@rorysloane haha work your magic big dog!@travisboak10 surely between us we can make it happen?

Clearly this is all an elaborate, league-wide smokescreen orchestrated entirely by PJ and PR to hide their real target: Tom Scully.

said after in response by Nathan Jones;

nathan2jones@rorysloane haha work your magic big dog!@travisboak10 surely between us we can make it happen?

AH HAH! So not only have we signed Dangerfield, but Travis Boak, Robbie Gray and Chad Wingard as well.

I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

Fairly safe to say the blokes a surfer and is referring to be included in the surf venture next year...

He's not 12 years old, going on social media saying something along the lines of "you stole my best mate Danger....you're gonna get bashed!"

Fairly safe to say the blokes a surfer and is referring to be included in the surf venture next year...

He's not 12 years old, going on social media saying something along the lines of "you stole my best mate Danger....you're gonna get bashed!"

T'was a nice dream while it lasted.

Surfing, they are talking about surfing.

Fairly safe to say the blokes a surfer and is referring to be included in the surf venture next year...

He's not 12 years old, going on social media saying something along the lines of "you stole my best mate Danger....you're gonna get bashed!"

yes mate, we know.

I swear this is completely coincidentally fish/ocean/sea related!!!!

WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?!? Comment from R. Sloane... surfing related or... has he just been told about an interesting development.....?

ok whos gonna make the Rory Sloane thread?

yes mate, we know.

This thread has broken through the fields that divide fun and fact.

I have fallen victim.

ok whos gonna make the Rory Sloane thread?

oh god, here we go, cue the 'THE RORY SLOANE THREAD'.

I can't wait for Friday night when the AFL website lists an article called "Dees hook Dangerfield" and we write it off as another fish joke.