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Patrick Dangerfield

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don't you mean smoked, old cobb'er

What ever floats your boat DL

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    Again, I'd be staggered if we didn't have a backup plan for Danger turning us down. There's obviously been a lot of maneuvering behind the scenes to get us pick 3 and potentially financial assistance... I can't believe it's all amounted to nothing.

    Well if we don't get him it's not the end of the world, plenty more fish in the sea. Trust the new recruiting department, Jason Tailor will know what he's doing and the club will be angling at something

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    The last 10 pages of this thread suck.

    I refrained from checking it for a few days and then saw the explosion of posts, so thought it might be time to check again.

    I feel dumber for having done so.

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    Yeah na, I wasn't joining in bro.

    Chook, you seem a tad fried. I'm in Perth, can I shout you a Schooner?

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    Yeah na, I wasn't joining in bro.

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    It's official!!!

    I love this thread!

    No I'm not going to swim with the fishes over my "it's official" line.

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    Seriously if I see one more bad fish pun I'm going to krill someone!

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    Seriously if I see one more bad fish pun I'm going to krill someone!

    Possibly the worst.

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    Wanted to be hopeful but just yesterday the Giants were posting photos on Twitter of Cameron training at Giants HQ. If they knew he was out the door I doubt they'd have bothered, and I doubt he'd be in Sydney starting training.

    Great to see @Jezzacameron & @JacobTownsend31 getting a jump on pre-season. The boys left nothing in the tank today.

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    Really unfortunate photo of Townsend there.

    I lol'd.

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    I would like to think that Paddy will read this thread and think " what a fun bunch of supporters. I want to be a part of that

    Where do I sign".

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    I would like to think that Paddy will read this thread and think " what a fun bunch of supporters. I want to be a part of that

    Where do I sign".

    tell him if he signs, were all down to moggs creek to party & fish alongside him, we'll get em all, a world record catch. ;)

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    Wanted to be hopeful but just yesterday the Giants were posting photos on Twitter of Cameron training at Giants HQ. If they knew he was out the door I doubt they'd have bothered, and I doubt he'd be in Sydney starting training.

    Great to see @Jezzacameron & @JacobTownsend31 getting a jump on pre-season. The boys left nothing in the tank today.

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    The fish puns are doing far more laps than these two!

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    I would like to think that Paddy will read this thread and think " what a fun bunch of supporters. I want to be a part of that

    Where do I sign".

    I think he'd more likely to run to AFC HQ and demand a contract and pen.
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    I think he'd more likely to run to AFC HQ and demand a contract and pen.

    think its read better than most of the 'lets hang them' threads, on under performing players.

    a little light humor is good for the soul, especially after the last 5 or 6 days.

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    think its read better than most of the 'lets hang them' threads, on under performing players.

    a little light humor is good for the soul, especially after the last 5 or 6 days.

    thats what it seemed like, as the nett effect.

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    What a disappointing thread this is. :P Wake me up when Dangerfield signs. ;)

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    think its read better than most of the 'lets hang them' threads, on under performing players.

    a little light humor is good for the soul, especially after the last 5 or 6 days.

    Could not agree more. Most threads on here go downhill and get depressing pretty quickly. This one took a while to get going, but very nice light hearted humour is great.

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    In Detroit. During the playoffs, they throw an octopus onto the ice rink. Was thinking this could work at the G if Paddy signs.

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    Just to state the bleeding obvious, if Danger had agreed to terms what on earth would we be waiting for? Friday? Why? And why would we bother running a PR campaign throughout trade week offering our best picks for trade if that player had signaled his interest to join us?

    Just stating the obvious I guess but this trade seems so very, very unlikely.

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