Won't work unless you sacrifice a virgin to Gary Lyon.

I said not long ago that Demonland would have officially jumped the shark if people began advocating we set up car park rituals to resurrect Norm Smith.

Resurrecting Norm hasn't been suggested but we are getting close. I call on the mods to close down Demonland for whatever dignity it has left.

Thanks for the suggesting but we're actually going for a mixture of traditional and modern innovative wizardry.

At the very moment that our clocks move forward or backward or whatever we're supposed to do to put an end for summer's daylight savings, we're going to offer a sacrifice to the gods of football and recite the AFL rule book backwards standing on one leg. That should do it.

Expect a big win over GWS later that day.

It's just some light-hearted fun OD. We need to be able to poke fun at ourselves because if we don't laugh we'll cry.

I agree Dr 100% it just astounds me the kill joys have not swooped.

I think we need to sacrifice Bitter to satisfy the Gods

But I not sure which God is annoyed with us

I think we need to sacrifice Bitter to satisfy the Gods

But I not sure which God is annoyed with us

They way our luck has been running I would suggest ALL

They way our luck has been running I would suggest ALL

maybe if god was in the next draft we might have a chance?

maybe if god was in the next draft we might have a chance?

Nah......He would probably do a hamstring or calf and be out for 426....

not sure this worked

This plan still made more sense than the one ENYAW was suggesting earlier...

They way our luck has been running I would suggest ALL

I'm working on the Norse Gods. The rest of you need to branch out and work on the rest.

Thor is pretty hard to talk to though. Everytime I mention the MFC he zaps me and laughs.

I think the best method to break this is to speak with the ghost of Norm himself and ask him if it's true and if so how we can lift it.

Who ya gonna call??? .....

In the spirit of the Aztecs , Incas and Mayans i am calling for the ritual slaughter/sacrifice of a certain number 9 from the far away Land of the Giants .

Edited April 4, 201411 yr by dee-eee