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As if we needed another reason to hate North Melbourne

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It wasn't a joke. But I won't be mean about it now that I understand all the blunt trauma you have been through brick head.

Stu, I'm trying to keep this amicable, but, as usual you go of topic and resort to personal abuse. It seems you carry disappoinments indefinately. You did not get the credit you were seeking from your Mitch Clark thread and you are continuing to lash out. So you missed a moment of fame - get over it Stu.

 

Hello derailed thread (again!). This is seriously not funny any more. Either PM each other or GTFO.

Edited by Chook

I am a fellow CBC old boy (St Leo's Box Hill) I can empathise although we didn't have local high school kids stalking us with bricks, thankfully. We just had to deal with the likes of Brother Robert Best and a few other similar predators. I never saw what they were up to thankfully, others in my class weren't so lucky.

I'm glad you survived that experience Hood! Brother Best FMD!!!

 

By the same logic, why don't we flood the visiting team's dressing rooms and turn off the heaters in the coaches' box and accost them with knife-weilding maniacs as they come down the race at quarter-time?

Stupid idea, though I guess I respect the motivation behind it.

must say i like knife wielding bit in the race chook

Hello derailed thread (again!). This is seriously not funny any more.

I reckon it's hilarious!


Jeez you love picking fights Stuie.

I think Norf's suggestion is lightweight and a nothing PR stunt and you resort to belittling.

Time to take a break or better still be forced to take a break.

At least BBO is humorous (and that pains me to say).

You're just a bully mate.

Just explaining the point you seemed to have missed Moonie, no need to be a little dibber dobber running off to Mummy and Daddy Moderator.

Stu, I'm trying to keep this amicable, but, as usual you go of topic and resort to personal abuse.

In case your memory was effected by all the bricks to the head, feel free to go back and see who started up with the usual off topic rubbish.

Edited by stuie

Just explaining the point you seemed to have missed Moonie, no need to be a little dibber dobber running off to Mummy and Daddy Moderator.

BBO was right. You're full of childish anger that you didn't get to actually kiss Mitch's arse and can't get over it. Oh, and btw didn't you flat out call for moderators help on numerous occasions in your [censored] weak Mitch thread? Hypocrite.

 

In case your memory was effected by all the bricks to the head, feel free to go back and see who started up with the usual off topic rubbish.

Stu you really must have memory issues. The first off topic post was yours - "birkenstocks".

We are a very sympathetic group on Dland. 'fess up to your problems ... I'm sure many here will want to help you.

BBO was right. You're full of childish anger that you didn't get to actually kiss Mitch's arse and can't get over it. Oh, and btw didn't you flat out call for moderators help on numerous occasions in your [censored] weak Mitch thread? Hypocrite.

I actually thought what happened on Stuie's thread was terrible, it was a genuine positive thread and as usual demonlanders had to wreck that with their stupid negative [censored] and inability to use the other clearly marked thread to voice negative opinions, certainly understand why Stuie is annoyed, and surprised so many demonlanders can't grasp the idea of a positive thread.


BBO was right. You're full of childish anger that you didn't get to actually kiss Mitch's arse and can't get over it. Oh, and btw didn't you flat out call for moderators help on numerous occasions in your [censored] weak Mitch thread? Hypocrite.

Not against individual posters like a sooky little sister.

But good luck in your attempts at trying to win over BBO by sooking about me, that's about the level I'd expect from a sheep like you.

Now, back on topic before we all get banned hey?

Mrs P (or "P-Woman") has no interest in footy, but she has a hatred of Brad Scott that she can't explain. Nothing to do with what he says, just how he says it. It's quite amusing. He's the perfect face for North i.e. unwarranted arrogance coupled with being a whiney [censored].

I actually thought what happened on Stuie's thread was terrible, it was a genuine positive thread and as usual demonlanders had to wreck that with their stupid negative [censored] and inability to use the other clearly marked thread to voice negative opinions, certainly understand why Stuie is annoyed, and surprised so many demonlanders can't grasp the idea of a positive thread.

Is that you Mrs Stuie?

Not against individual posters like a sooky little sister.

But good luck in your attempts at trying to win over BBO by sooking about me, that's about the level I'd expect from a sheep like you.

Now, back on topic before we all get banned hey?

You're doing a good enough job of that on your own with continual arguing. You must be proud. I know Mrs Stuie is.

Is that you Mrs Stuie?

You're doing a good enough job of that on your own with continual arguing. You must be proud. I know Mrs Stuie is.

Pfft that's funny, I just thought it was extremely poor form on behalf of a few individuals on demonland.

Stuie is keen on the no song for visiting team idea.

It's far too radical for me.

People could get upset over it.


Stuie is keen on the no song for visiting team idea.

It's far too radical for me.

People could get upset over it.

For the record, I'm actually not keen on the idea, but I think it's great that there's ideas being put forward by someone other than Eddie.

Not against individual posters like a sooky little sister.

But good luck in your attempts at trying to win over BBO by sooking about me, that's about the level I'd expect from a sheep like you.

Now, back on topic before we all get banned hey?

You are AWAP Stu. You abuse another poster then play the sanctimonious ":get back on topic thread".

And as for your "win over" comment - FMD. You tried to [censored] in BH's pocket until you quickly realised you were out of your depth and tried to hide it by abusing him.

As Clint says "a man's got to know his limitations"

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

You are AWAP Stu. You abuse another poster then play the sanctimonious ":get back on topic thread".

And as for your "win over" comment - FMD. You tried to [censored] in BH's pocket until you quickly realised you were out of your depth and tried to hide it by abusing him.

As Clint says "a man's got to know his limitations"

Where is BH these days? I miss being abused for my opinion even if it's the same as his

Where is BH these days? I miss being abused for my opinion even if it's the same as his

BH = Hannibal

You are AWAP Stu. You abuse another poster then play the sanctimonious ":get back on topic thread".

And as for your "win over" comment - FMD. You tried to [censored] in BH's pocket until you quickly realised you were out of your depth and tried to hide it by abusing him.

As Clint says "a man's got to know his limitations"

Come on Pot, back to the point, we've trampled on this thread enough.


These "feuds" are so gosh darn interesting.

I apologise for my post being vaguely on topic.

BH = Hannibal

Oh now that makes sense!

Not against individual posters like a sooky little sister.

But good luck in your attempts at trying to win over BBO by sooking about me, that's about the level I'd expect from a sheep like you.

Now, back on topic before we all get banned hey?

Honestly, I think you need to take a step back, a deep breath and maybe give yourself a week or two's break from this site. If you can't read a thread without taking bait from people who know you're going to bite and occasionally just not answering, have a break. It's intensely boring.

 

well FMD ? go get stuffed norf I want my team at OUR HOME GROUND run out to the song playing , play ya stupid tone at arden st ya flogs , I once had a softon for norf , no more GGF , now I hate the bloody lot of em , except MFC of course

I used to read a bit of big footy and I'd have to say the North supporters on there are just a bunch of look at me d/wits.

Stupid idea and Brayshaw is king d/wit.

Now back to the BBO v Stuie contest to see who can come up with the best put down.


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