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Bleeding in the groin - Richard Douglas of the Crows

Mono
in Melbourne Demons

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Oh good lord! That made me grip my pecker with absolute fear that candiru fish might be on the loose in Melbourne. What a horrific affliction.

"...its backwards-pointing barbs would cause excruciating pain at each pull"

Don't think you need much of an excuse to do that Moonie.

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    He got his period.[/quote

    Very schoolboy summations stings .

    But fkn funny nonetheless.

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    Something that a hawthorn teammate told me once happened to Dermie on an end of season trip, after a vigourous session with a young lass.

    No joke here.

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    Something that a hawthorn teammate told me once happened to Dermie on an end of season trip, after a vigourous session with a young lass.

    No joke here.

    Heard same thing from very well connected Hawk. She was on end of bed and end of Dermie, slipped off backwards, bad break which can require surgery to repair although not in Dermie's case to my knowledge.

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    Jesus, what's "bleeding in the groin"? Richard Douglas, AFC, out for 6 weeks.

    Medicos out there?

    Possibly a Hematoma, or a Hemorrhage.

    230px-Hematoma_Feb_07.jpg

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    It is something I experienced in my youth .usually after a debutante ball .very strenuous dances back then.

    Vigorous ,rapid tempo, cha cha cha.

    Sildenafil citrate

    cha cha cha

    Ole`

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    Heard same thing from very well connected Hawk. She was on end of bed and end of Dermie, slipped off backwards, bad break which can require surgery to repair although not in Dermie's case to my knowledge.

    Not sure about surgery, but he did end up in emergency that night!

    End of season trip, so he had plenty of time to recover.

    His poor roommate was trying to get some sleep in the bed next to them & next thing he knew he was in a waiting room!

    Good story to hear from the man himself.

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    Something that a hawthorn teammate told me once happened to Dermie on an end of season trip, after a vigourous session with a young lass.

    No joke here.

    ,

    Apparently Dermie leapt headlong from the foot end of the bed on to his little friend, but didn't quite clear the horizontal bar at the end of the bed with his undercarriage.

    I'm told it's not a unique accident for show pony cassanovas!

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    If that's a groin I need some serious re-education ..... and therapy.

    You'll know all about bleeding in the groin Bitty after your 'procedure'.

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    You'll know all about bleeding in the groin Bitty after your 'procedure'.

    Ha Ha Ha! You've actually made a joke Moon. Very funny. However, I'm consoling myself with the image of multiple nurses having attacks of the vapours when they get a look at my masculine groin.

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    If that's a groin I need some serious re-education ..... and therapy.

    i thought it was one of those ink-blot puzzles

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    i thought it was one of those ink-blot puzzles

    Good point DC. During my countless sessions of therapy I pondered many of Rorschach's artistic works. I described them all as looking like .... er ...well ... genitalia. I was never pronounced as cured.

    Spelling thanks to DC

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    Ha Ha Ha! You've actually made a joke Moon. Very funny. However, I'm consoling myself with the image of multiple nurses having attacks of the vapours when they get a look at my masculine groin.

    Not if it's consistent with your avatar Bitty.

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    Good point DC. During my countless sessions of therapy I pondered many of Rorschach's artistic works. I described them all as looking like .... er ...well ... genitalia. I was never prounced as cured.

    you got prounced too? well done

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    Legless Frog.

    Cheap tasteless drop of mass produced plonk made in WA by a computer nerd with a flat dull finish.

    Named after its dunny loving creator.

    Prounced "le gless frog"

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    you can break your dick if your penis is erect and it is bent during rigours sex causing the blood Vessels dto earth causing bleeding in your penis in your penis causing it to get black And limp vessels to burst

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    you can break your [censored] if your penis is erect and it is bent during rigours sex causing the blood Vessels dto earth causing bleeding in your penis in your penis causing it to get black And limp vessels to burst

    This must be Enyaw under an alias. Surely.

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    If that's a groin I need some serious re-education ..... and therapy.

    ah ha, but the injury occurred on the other side of that leg, BBO... bleeding just bleeds, drains down. I'll leave it up to you, to visualise what bad bleeding may look like in someones groin. but I don't know if its been caught on camera?

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    This must be Enyaw under an alias. Surely.

    I thought it was you describing your 'procedure' Bitty.

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    Can confirm poor Richie Douglas received a knock that ruptured a teste (just ouch).

    Lots of swelling and massive pain. Massive. Pain.

    Edited by DeeBruce

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