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GAME DAY

Whispering_Jack
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holy [censored] we won a quarter

 

watch ablett get 5 free kicks this quarter now after that discussion with the umpire at quarter time

We won a quarter. Sing hallelujah, sing it, sing hallelujah!

Gary complaining he's being blocked out of the contest.

 

Jack VIney is as good as advertised when we first committed to him a couple of years ago

What a machine

watch ablett get 5 free kicks this quarter now after that discussion with the umpire at quarter time

My thoughts exactly


I love that Gazza is complaining. He normally ignores pretty much everything thrown at him so we're obviously doing a great job on him.

Anyone think we can keep it up? GC have 60% or so efficiency. If they start hitting targets it could get nasty.

Tony Shaw is giving me the absolute shits..

Biased commentary all round
 

Ablett having a massive whinge to the umps, they better not start paying soft frees to him

Well if that isn't holding on the goal line, ablett better get nothing all day.

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SYlvia has highest dt points so far of any player on the field. Turnover was by Mckenzie

NO. Sylvia's kick was to a one on one, Ablett and McKenzie, I don't think Mckenzie was even looking.

If his intention was to kick it to the shorter team-mate (Trengove?) it was 10m+ too long.

If it was intended to be over the one on one it was 10m+ too short.

surely Garland was held on the line by bock

Shut your piehole Tony Shaw!


So I'm almost certain Tony Shaw is having an affair with Ablett.

Either that or he has a massive man crush. Seriously, please shut up.

FFS Terlich is not good enough defensively. No leniency for defenders who can't defend.

Might as well be another Dunn.

FFS Terlich is not good enough defensively. No leniency for defenders who can't defend.

Might as well be another Dunn.

Would love another Dunn. Best 1-1 defender in the competition.

Whats Shaw saying?

"That should have been a free kick to Ablett."

"Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"Now, Melbourne players are focusing too much on Ablett."

"That's unbelievable. Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"They have to start paying Ablett some free kicks."

etc etc


Add Clisby to the list of players who can't defend.

Mackenzie's speed another thing to add to the list of things that make us a crap team.

Would love another Dunn. Best 1-1 defender in the competition.

Say what now?!?

Jones off the ground, Melbourne has won zero clearances.

 

Get out Kent

"That should have been a free kick to Ablett."

"Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"Now, Melbourne players are focusing too much on Ablett."

"That's unbelievable. Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"They have to start paying Ablett some free kicks."

etc etc

add to that:

"Clever holding by Bock"

Just to prove he is a [censored].


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